When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

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Galadriel, Celeborn and Thranduil have decided to strengthen relations between the realms of Lothlórien and Mirkwood. Prince Legolas is sent on an official visit with the hope of achieving this aim. Haldir is to be his bodyguard and companion. There is one slight problem - that day Haldir returned from patrol, went to meet his friends at the local tavern, and knows nothing about it.

 

Who is the stunningly handsome elf who is heading for the royal guest flet? The tipsy Haldir doesn't have a clue, but he does wonder why the elf doesn't carry his own luggage. That doesn't stop him throwing cakes and shouting that he is beautiful.

 

Will Haldir be embarrassed or will he brazen it out? Will Legolas continue to look at him disdainfully? Will their day go well or will they hate one another?

 

More importantly, will they fall in love?

"It feels like someone has a leash around the world and is pulling tight.” As Númenor sinks and the seas are bent, a storm lashes Lindon's coast and Elrond has a vision of destruction.