I can write, I swear I can. But I was stalling from my complex, angsty WIP and decided to write this. So have fun, and forget about what you are supposed to be doing for all of five minutes.

Warning: This is the mildest, most pointless thing I have ever read. No angst, no sex, no nothing. Just a very small amount of language, but hey, I had to put something in the bleedin' story.

Pairing: Well, Legolas wants no part of this, but there's some E/L, A/L, L/B, L/G, B/G/G, F/S, L/MOAEF ((Mass of Anonymous Elvish Females))