Summary: No impure thoughts in the halflings' minds before they meet the sex-guru of the Old Forest! Tell the story of their time in Tom's house and what he teaches them - and how very queer they feel afterwards. Goldberry may assist the master in 'awaking the nature', and in case you don't want a lady here, make her a sweet soft boy; another surprise for the hobbits? Give a some nice meaning to 'hop along my hearties' - and don't forget, Tom likes to say *everything* in verses! (This is a challenge from the *one-woman-Tom-Bombadil-Rights-Movement*! yep!)
Categories: FPS Characters: Tom Bombadil