************************************** Fic name: Affairs of State Author: Shir'ann (Mearaigh@yahoo.com) Pairing: Elladan/Elrohir Rating: NC-17 Summary: Elladan has writer’s block. Elrohir can help. PWP Disclaimer: Neither Elrohir nor his gorgeous brother Elladan belong to me (*Sob Sob*). They are the property of Tolkien estates. ********************************************** Elladan threw down his quill with a sound of disgust, staring angrily at the half-written page covered with his spidery scrawl. “I cannot do this anymore!” He was weary to exhaustion of the endless toil of the writing of important documents, somehow always the job landed in *his* lap because of Elrohir’s apparent ‘lack of eloquence’, which only Elladan knew to be a vicious lie from the elder twin to squirm out of his formal duties. A dark frown lowered over the raven-haired Elf’s gaze as his eyes ran once more over the stack of papers strewn randomly over the table, wishing not for the first time that he could instead enjoy the warm outdoor sunlight of their home in the twins’ brief return to Rivendell instead of beseeching distant and far-off lords he did not even know for this or that privilege for his father’s realm. Shaking his head roughly to clear it of the cobwebs of tiredness, he sighed heavily and once more picked up the caramel parchment, running his eyes over the words for the umpteenth time and trying to formulate a better phrasing in his mind. No words existed in the Elvish language to describe how much he disliked this work. None whatsoever. Once again he got sidetracked, losing himself in his own wallowing self-pity and staring sightlessly at the parchment, the scrawled letters seeming no more than pretty pictures to his eyes. Throwing down the parchment at last, he leaned an elbow on the table, placing his chin forlornly in his upturned palm as his eyes roamed from the table to the window and the overlarge, over-soft bed in the centre of the room. Once more, a heavy sigh escaped his lips to colour the air with the rueful sound of duty. He let his thoughts roam, drifting on a happy cloud of dreaming to past travels and distant lands, strange countries and their even stranger inhabitants running through his thoughts in rapid succession as he sought a better place for his mind to occupy than the dull, dreary interior of his room, connected with a large oaken door to his brother’s. No sound could be heard from the other room this morning – Elrohir was most like outside flirting with the maids as was his wont, or enjoying the thrills of an exhilarating ride through the summer green country of Rivendell’s spring. The sound of a small river could barely be heard trickling through the open window, the white drapes billowing gently in the calm, cool breeze that travelled through it. Elladan tilted his head back as the soothing draught caught his hair and played with the dark strands that were bound from his face by the thin circlet of gold that rested lightly on his brow. Another frown graced his features. He was far more comfortable in his hunting clothes, riding free in the wind with his hair held back by two braids, cunningly placed by Elrohir so the main fall of black strands would never come into his eyes. He sighed again, lifting the other arm and shifting his chin from one hand to the other. The royal robes of his office as Elrond’s son shifted uncomfortably against his skin, scratching and chafing until Elladan thought it would certainly drive him mad, once more scratching irritably at the worst itch, placed of course in the most difficult place to reach possible. Reaching over his back, his hand escaped from under his chin briefly to try and get to the cause of his irritation, but had to give up after a while when his upper arm started cramping and he leaned so far back that he almost fell off his chair. A growl of annoyance escaped his throat, as he balled his fists and placed them none-too-gently on the table. No matter how hard Elrond had tried to teach his sons the graces of lordly Elvish behaviour, Elladan had always thought it somewhat stuck-up and too much trouble to hide his true self behind layers and layers of ‘proper behaviour’. A sudden hand on his shoulder made him jump slightly in startlement, whirling around in his chair to come face to face with a widely smiling Elrohir. A quiet laugh coloured the air from his mirror-image’s lips, and Elladan frowned hotly at the impishly grinning Elf. “Would you like me to scratch that for you, brother?” Elrohir piped, his mellow voice floating on the gentle wind like a feather drifting slowly to the ground. The dark-haired Elf’s face was slightly flushed, as if he had just come in from a long time in the sun and much exercise, and his laughing brown eyes sparkled with mischief, combining with his sharply sloped ears and slightly dishevelled clothing to make him look almost like a pixie from the tales their father had told them as children. It was a face no one could stay angry at, Elladan thought as once again he was filled with love for the lithe form of the one standing next to him, looking now at the strewn papers with an inquisitive arch of his eyebrows. The elder twin bore the riding gear of Rivendell, comfortable leggings and a loose tunic that accentuated the shapely curves of his well-muscled arms. The interruption was indeed a welcome one, if it meant he had this to stare at. Elladan shook his head, smiling at his standing brother. Elrohir turned to him when he spoke. “I would like that indeed, brother,” the younger twin said, “But first – ” He reached up, turning slightly in his chair to place both arms around Elrohir’s waist, pulling his brother down to sit squarely on his lap. Elrohir laughed in joy as he was pulled down, landing with a thud on the proffered lap. The elder Elf lifted a leg, bringing it around so that he straddled his brother’s legs, threading his arms around the younger Elf’s neck and smiling down at his upturned face. One of Elrohir’s hands disengaged, roaming down the back of the coarse robes that covered the younger twin’s body, and bent his fingers, scratching a path of delight down his back. Elladan almost shivered with pleasure at finally having the irritating itch relieved, thanking the gods that they sent his brother to him at this particular moment in time. But then, maybe the gods didn’t have much to do with it. Elrohir always had a knack for showing up whenever Elladan needed him the most. He leaned into the welcome touch, verily purring under his brother’s hands as they drew repeatedly over the cursed itch, caressing it away with agile fingers. Elladan’s eyes closed involuntarily, and he sighed happily. Elrohir shifted so that he sat nearer to his brother, their chests almost touching as he leaned forward to better reach the lower parts of the younger twin’s back. Elladan twined his arms around his brother’s waist, pulling him closer yet, so that their hips touched and Elrohir was pressed firmly to his front. “I think it might be easier for me if you were to take off those annoying robes, Elladan,” Elrohir stated, leaning back and crossing his arms, looking at Elladan expectantly. The younger twin opened his eyes, smiling evilly at the hidden innuendo in his brother’s voice. He pulled Elrohir to him, hugging the elder Elf to his chest and lifting him up, and then placing him squarely in front of him on the large table. He then reached down to take hold of the hem of his robes, making to lift his arms over his head to rid him of the scratching irritation without bothering with the cumbersome slow annoyance of first undoing the ties that held it fast. A hand on his back stopped him. He looked up, frowning in confusion. Elrohir looked at him seriously, removing his hand from his brother’s arm and linking his fingers in his lap. He indicated the open door with a tilt of his chin. Elladan immediately understood what he meant. Words were rarely ever necessary for the two of them to communicate, and they often managed entire meaningful conversations without ever uttering a single sound. Others sometimes wondered at the close bond they shared. They were oft even able to finish each other’s sentences, much to the chagrin of their father or anyone who listened to them. It was a skill that was of much use when the two were together, especially when they were engaged in . . . less than appropriate activities. The younger twin stepped back, allowing his brother to slide off the table, pausing briefly to look Elladan up and down, a lust and a want shining in his brown eyes. He crossed the room, shutting the door with a dull thud, and placing the bar over it gently. Then he turned, and leaned back against the heavy wood, bracing his hands on either side of him and drinking in the sight of his younger brother with a predatory gleam in his eyes, reminding Elladan somewhat of a wolf on the hunt. “Now . . . where were we?” The elder twin crossed the room hastily, coming again to the table and hoisting himself up on it with both hands. Elladan grinned at him evilly. “I believe you were about to divest me of some very irritating items of fashion.” An equally devilish grin lighted Elrohir’s face. “Me, divest you? Divest yourself!” “Ah – too lazy to help, are you?” “No!” The elder twin ran his eyes hungrily over Elladan’s body, and his expression turned serious. “I merely prefer watching.” Elladan immediately felt a reaction to his brother’s words, a hardening of flesh under his robes that made him wonder at the reaction were he to be rid of them. Elrohir crossed his arms expectantly, staring pointedly at the small fastenings of the royal garments that covered Elladan’s chest. The younger twin took the hint, moving his hands slowly up his sides, trailing them languidly over the scratchy material from the sides of his thighs and up, along his hips, and then moving forward to trail them over the silken brown overcoat to the raised neck of his collar. Elrohir’s eyes followed the movement of his hands hungrily, rooted to the dark-haired Elf’s slender fingers and pursuing them as if they were the only things that existed in the entire world. A swift twisting of his fingers, and Elladan loosened the first tie, causing the neckline to fall open to reveal the pale expanse of his collarbones. He flushed somewhat under the intense scrutiny of his brother’s stare, pausing slightly under hesitation for a moment. Elrohir’s eyes whipped up to his, brown gaze meeting green questioningly. Elladan looked to the floor, feeling the blush rising in his cheeks like a wildfire, spreading over his neck and down to his chest. Elrohir rose from his seat on the table, coming to stand close before his brother. Elladan looked up into his eyes, and saw understanding and love shining there. He berated himself for always being the timid one, never rising to a challenge as much as his older brother liked to. Long, slender fingers covered his own on his chest, moving down over the coarse brown material to unclasp the second tie. Elladan stared into Elrohir’s face. The dark-haired Elf’s eyes were rooted on his work, moving slowly down his brother’s body, undoing tie for tie to a slow, silent rhythm that only he could hear. The younger twin’s hands dropped to his sides, caressing the folds of lighter caramel silk lining that showed as the doubled material that hung loosely over his arms fell open to reveal the dark grey undershirt. Elrohir reached the last tie, pausing over it slightly before twisting it out of its clasp as well, pushing open the folds of the over robes gently, and running a hand over the thin rough material of the undershirt covering the trembling planes of Elladan’s chest. The younger twin reached up to take the robe from his brother’s hands, slipping it down over his shoulders to pool in a puddle of material around his feet. He now stood clad only in his undershirt and leggings that stretched painfully over his hardness. Elrohir, of course, noticed immediately, a small smile twisting the corners of his lips as his eyes scored the area, pausing to linger over his brother’s obvious arousal. Elladan shook his head to clear it of the sudden mist of desire that had settled over it, and decided that his brother’s control had lasted long enough. Placing both hands on Elrohir’s chest, he drew his fingers quickly over the folds of his riding tunic, drawing it open and over his arms to throw it roughly to the ground. To his delight, Elrohir’s chest was bare underneath, the strongly defined muscles shifting slightly under pale skin as he shivered in the sudden cold. Elladan smiled, trailing his fingers over the elder Elf’s smooth collarbones and down to come to rest on Elrohir’s stomach. Elrohir jerked back at the touch, a disapproving frown meeting Elladan’s surprised glance. “What’s wrong?” the younger twin asked. Elrohir scowled at him. “Your hands are cold!” Elladan snickered, removing his hand from his brother’s abdomen, and lifting both to start undoing the ties of his undershirt. “We’ll just have to remedy that, then.” “And how do you propose we do that?” Elladan shrugged off the tunic, shivering slightly in the cool air. “Well . . .” He raised his head to look Elrohir in the eye, noting with pleasure the slight flush of arousal that lighted the elder Elf’s face at the baring of his skin. “Your name doesn’t mean ‘Elf-rider’ for nothing.” A slight intake of breath coloured the air from Elrohir’s lips at the blatant suggestion in his younger brother’s voice, but Elladan judged that it was more from arousal than shock. Elladan counted the seconds in his head. 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. Elrohir’s mouth covered his hotly, hungrily devouring his lips in a bruising kiss. Elladan smirked at his brother in his mind. He knew Elrohir better then the Elf knew himself. Hands slipped around his waist, sliding up over his back and shoulder-blades. Elladan arched under the touch, the icy cold fingers following the bend of his body to allow no escape from the cold. The younger twin squirmed in his brother’s arms, trying vainly to wriggle out of the other’s tight embrace. When Elrohir finally broke off the kiss, he leaned back, chuckling lightly at his brother’s discomfort. “Revenge is mine,” Elladan glowered at his twin, feeling still the icy tendrils of cold that were left in the wake of Elrohir’s fingers on his back. He lifted his hands, placing them squarely on the elder Elf’s chest and pushed back roughly, sending Elrohir to fall backwards to land on the table. Elladan stepped forward, lowering his hands to come to rest on his brother’s knees, and parted them, coming to stand in the nook that was so formed so that his arousal touched that of his twin inside. He leaned forward and again placed his hands on Elrohir’s abdomen, leaning on the firm muscles there so that his chest covered the other Elf’s. Then he slowly, very deliberately moved his body up and down, rubbing his lower half against the straining bulge in his brother’s leggings. Tingling sparks of pleasure shot from his own erection through his entire body, letting a moan escape unguarded from his throat to match the one emitting from Elrohir. Elladan clenched his teeth, his desire getting the better of him. He tugged at the waistband of Elrohir’s riding leggings, making his meaning plain with the hungry glare he directed towards his brother. Elrohir looked to both sides of his head, taking in the roughly strewn paper Elladan had been working on before looking back at his brother. “Here?” Elladan merely nodded in frustration, tugging with more force at the leggings. Elrohir laughed lightly at his brother’s annoyance, taking hold of his hands and lifting them from his waist, and placing them to rest on his stomach before attacking the leggings himself. With a few deft twists of his fingers the leather bindings came loose, drawing apart as he pulled at them. Elladan’s eyes followed the movement of his brother’s fingers avidly, waiting impatiently with his hands still on the elder Elf’s abdomen. His own light grey leggings strained madly and painfully over his heated erection, his breath coming in quick pants of desire as he watched the pale hue of his brother’s skin being bared inch by slow inch. He wanted desperately to just rip Elrohir’s leggings from his body in a rage of passionate want, but long years of being the son of the Lord of the Last Homely House had taught him patience, and restraint. Cursed restraint. Elrohir paused above the opened flaps of his leggings, not drawing them further down, but looking instead up at his younger brother with a considering gaze, biting his lower lip. Then his hands left the area entirely, lifting from his lower half to cup both sides of Elladan’s waist, his arms threading around his brother’s on either side. The younger twin uttered a sound of dismay. Frustration swept over him in a wave as his erection moved further back, the urgency caused by the very annoyance at the delay nearly driving him mad. Elrohir knew exactly what to do to get his brother so exited that he thought he would nearly burst if the elder Elf merely looked at him. Elrohir’s hands moved down from Elladan’s hips, lifting and pushing in between his brother’s to rove over the material to the front until his fingers cupped the bulge in the younger twin’s leggings. Elladan sighed loudly, opening his elbows slightly to give Elrohir more freedom of movement, and feeling himself straining further back at the enticing touch, if that were possible. As if his twin could sense his need, the slender fingers started undoing the leather cords that held his leggings fast. Elladan pressed down on his brother’s stomach, unconsciously seeking contact with the other’s erection as his own yearned to be relieved, rubbing his lower half up and down against the other’s. The contact sent sensations of lightning bolts travelling up through his stomach to end finally in a surge of pleasure in his mind and he moaned, loudly, not caring if anyone who happened to pass by heard him. Let them think he was having another young Elf maiden. Finally, the ties were loose, and his erection was free in the cool morning air. He closed his eyes in pleasure, revelling in the sudden liberation. Hands wrapped around him, squeezing gently until he was gasping and writhing under the touch like a whore. He cared not. It was Elrohir and Elrohir only that could wring such reactions from him, and he planned on giving his brother the full show. The hands started moving up and down over his manhood, slowly at first but gaining speed as his moans and cries gained intensity at the pleasure. His thighs, touching the insides of Elrohir’s spread legs as the other Elf reached down to work his brother, were pulled against the elder Elf with every movement of his hands as Elladan thrust wantonly into the knowing grasp. Elrohir could read the signs with deadly accuracy. The increasing throb of desire in his hand, the small drops of sweat that collected on his brother’s brow, the strained cries of passion from his constricted throat – all these showed that Elladan was near his peak. The elder Elf let go of his brother’s shaft, his thumb trailing at the last gently over the swollen tip to rub away some of the moisture that had collected there. A shudder passed through Elladan, and his fingers clenched unwillingly upon his brother’s stomach, raking over the firm muscles to form tightly balled fists. As Elrohir’s hands lifted completely, the younger twin opened his eyes, frustrated and desperately unfulfilled. Anger rose in him, a red tide coupled with a desire so profound it nearly robbed him of his senses. “Elrohir!” he hissed from between clenched teeth. Elrohir merely stared at him with those big hazel eyes, and a communication passed from them to his own mind. It could be described more as a feeling than an actual thought, but Elladan knew exactly what it meant. Though he still wished he could find his own release first for the begging, aching pulse of desire in his lower half, he ordered his hands to stay away from it, sinking to sit on his knees on the ground instead and placing them on his thighs. His brother’s spread legs opened before him, the rising bulge in Elrohir’s brown leggings an enticing mound before his eyes. The elder twin’s hands strayed from the air to come to rest on the swell, a deft twisting of his fingers making quick work of the last leather cord before pulling the leggings down to fall to the floor. His erection sprang immediately from the confines, a proud column of desire in the cool morning air. Elladan’s eyes clouded over with longing and he had to swallow loudly before he was able to force the brunt of his passion down. He rose up on his knees immediately, a hungry surge of want making his movements Elven-quick and strong, though he carried mortal blood. He took Elrohir into his mouth in a swift motion. The elder twin’s hands slammed down on the table with force, his back aching off the wood as he moaned. Elladan wrapped his tongue around the long shaft, lifting his head before plunging down again, his movements now slow and now fast. Elrohir writhed under his touch, his hands clenching in the air above the table. Elladan immediately lifted his own to link his fingers with his brother’s, clutching at the forceful grip as he started suckling gently, drawing tiny drops of wetness from the distended tip over his tongue as he alternated soft nips with hard sucks, now lifting his mouth entirely to kiss at the swollen globes that hung underneath the source of his brother’s pleasure, now taking him deep into his throat until his nose was buried deeply in the soft, dark curls that rested there. The tiny hair tickled his nose, making him nearly gag on the silk-covered hardness in his mouth. He lifted his head just in time as a huge sneeze erupted from his throat. Elrohir lifted his head from the table in astonishment, his mouth slightly open in surprise. Elladan unwrapped one of his hands from his brother’s to rub roughly at his nose. He sniffed loudly, returning the hand to Elrohir’s waiting grasp. “Sorry,” he muttered as the hand was accepted and fingers linked once more through his. “Think nothing of it,” Elrohir returned with a slight chuckle. His voice sounded strained, as if he was trying desperately not to moan in pleasure or scream in rage, or perhaps both. Elladan smiled evilly at the sound, rising from his knees to bend over his twin’s form, leaning forward so that their erections rubbed together slightly. Both moaned, and the younger twin paused for a moment to enjoy the sensation. Then he leaned further forward, moving their linked hands so that Elrohir’s rested beside the elder Elf’s ears and Elladan’s arm covered his, leaning on the pale flesh of his brother’s forearms. He covered Elrohir’s mouth with his own, sharing the salty taste that lingered yet on his tongue with his brother in a hungry kiss. He pushed the questing tongue past the elder twin’s lips, bruising the other’s lips as well as his own as he sought to invade Elrohir to the very depths of his throat. His brother moaned against his mouth, and pushed up with his hips so that their lower halves rubbed together, sending jolts of pleasure through them both. Elladan broke off, gasping for air even as his eyes rolled back in bliss. Dropping his head so that he could look into Elrohir’s eyes, he lowered himself until he lay partially on top of his brother, his hair falling forward about them so that their faces were hidden from the outside world, forming a private haven of togetherness that seemed worlds apart from the younger twin’s stuffy rooms. He kissed Elrohir again, soft and chaste, just touching his lips to the other’s mouth before lifting again, and let one of his hands free, disengaging from his brother’s linked fingers to rise to Elrohir’s mouth. The elder brother accepted the fingers greedily, taking them deeply into his mouth and sucking gently, mimicking Elladan’s earlier actions. Then the younger twin removed his hand to trail a wet path over the smooth planes of his brother’s chest, downwards past his navel and over his abdomen, shifting his body slightly to the left to circle his fingertips slowly once around Elrohir’s straining erection, and down between his thighs to run over the softness of his backside. Elrohir lifted his lower half slightly from the table, shifting forward so his thighs were braced around Elladan’s legs, to give the younger twin easier access to his favoured place of pleasure. Elladan let his finger trail once over the tender crease before slipping it inside the sensitive entrance, and leaning forward once again to take Elrohir’s mouth. The elder twin moaned, and arched up, pushing himself down upon the questing finger. Elladan pushed it down further, until it was entirely inside his brother, before sliding in another. He pushed them in and out, seeking to find that special place hidden deep within his brother. A loud exclamation from Elrohir’s throat into his mouth broadcasted that he had found it. Smiling against the other’s lips, he joined another finger to the rest, thrusting his hand forcefully to hit the pleasurable mark. Elladan’s own breath came in short gasps and pants, the mere sight of Elrohir in writhing so under his hand driving him almost to the edge. The hand that was still twisted in his groped and clutched painfully, but Elladan only barely registered it as his brother cried out his name, nearing his peak. The younger twin decided that his fingers had done more than their share of pleasuring and, having made his aching manhood jealous of their work, had to be removed immediately. Withdrawing his hand, he curled his fingers around the pulsing shaft, almost reaching his peak at the warm touch. Fingertips brushed over his oversensitive, already-leaking tip, collecting moisture there to spread it over his entire length. Elrohir widened his legs slightly more, and hooked them behind Elladan’s back as he slowly poised himself above the readied opening. As if by unspoken agreement the two moved simultaneously, the younger twin pushing himself in slowly as his brother lowered himself onto Elladan’s manhood. The younger Elf had to bite his lip to keep from crying out as the tight warmth of his brother swallowed him, embracing him so firmly that he almost ruptured right there and then. Slowly, slowly, so as to not hurt the one he loved more dearly than anything or anyone in Middle-earth he pushed forward, clasping his hands around Elrohir's hips, until he was entirely sheathed in his brother's heat. Elladan looked up into the elder twin's gaze. Brown eyes were fixed upon the place where the lower halves of the two Elves were joined, slight drops of moisture collecting upon his brow before streaming down the sides of his face to trail down his throat. The deeply hazel brown eyes lifted briefly at the hesitation to meet his own green stare, worried at aught pain or discomfort he may have caused. Though they had been doing this for many more years than either could recall, more often than not their current position was always reversed, with Elrohir savouring the sweet tightness of his younger twin instead of Elladan entering his brother. A slight nod of the dark brown head was all he needed. He pulled out slowly, removing himself almost entirely from his brother, until almost only the sensitive tip of his manhood remained within Elrohir. Then, just as slowly, as if he was still afraid of hurting the elder twin even though the other had consented to endure this pain, he thrusted in again, steadily and unflinchingly until he was buried once more entirely within his brother’s warmth. A strangled moan escaped from Elrohir’s lips, but whether from pleasure or pain Elladan was too far gone to tell. Once more he pulled back, and once more thrust forward, the tight sensation pulling a long moan from his lips. Again he repeated the action, falling into a steady rhythm that settled to the pace of their hearts. He pulled back and pushed forward now with more speed, clasping his hands around the elder Elf’s hips, biting down forcefully on his tongue to keep from crying out as Elrohir’s voice rang loudly in the air. Elladan angled his hips slightly, and pushed down faster and with more vigour, hitting the extremely sensitive spot hidden deep within that he knew to be the very centre and accumulation of all pleasure. Elrohir threw his head back, slamming it unconsciously against the table and crying out loudly with every thrust. The tension built, and Elladan moved yet faster, until he thought he could not hold himself any longer. Elrohir was too tight, too sweet – too incredibly desirable as small rivulets of sweat coursed down the plains of his face to pool in on his neck, right at the junction where the pale column met the smooth collarbones. Elladan’s eyes followed the path of the trails of water, coming to rest on the small pool of moisture, and in less than a heartbeat, never breaking the rhythm of his thrusts nor his tight grip on the other’s hips, his mouth sealed over the tiny puddle, lapping gently at the wetness before moving up, kissing his way up the pale neck until his lips finally met his brother’s again. He moaned loudly into Elrohir’s mouth as the elder twin tightened sweetly around him, a sure sign that he was near his peak, as was Elladan himself. Gasping for breath in the tough exertion, he broke his lips from Elrohir’s and removed a hand from the elder twin’s hip, groping over the slick body until he finally found the other’s aching desire, and clasping his fingers around it to take up the steady rhythm his body set. They could not last long. The pleasure was too intense, too powerful; their desire was almost painfully avid as they lost track of each other’s bodies, melding instead into one spirit that was indistinguishable of entity and uniform in being. Neither was sure exactly where his body began and the other’s ended, but Elladan knew that it did not matter anymore. They were one, now – closer than any other two in the whole of Middle-earth, and melded in this hour into one will and one thought, one strength – one passion. And then there came a fleeting moment in time, when all movement seemed to stop and they were frozen dead, still and unmoving inside each other, and it was as it always ended in their unions of passion. Time ceased, and all things were made unimportant but for the singular sensation of bliss each felt at the other’s touch. And then it was over, and Elladan burst with a cry of exaltation into Elrohir’s tight accepting opening, even as the elder twin cried out and exploded into Elladan’s hand. Their voices were so much alike, and yelled so much together, that any who passed by would have thought it one voice, and would have wondered at the reason of this singular outcry, for passion is always a shared thing, unless, of course, the self is pleasured by the self. Panting heavily and exhausted beyond measure, Elladan collapsed tiredly onto his brother’s chest. Elrohir’s breathing was as laboured, and his heart raced and pounded underneath the younger twin’s body. Long minutes passed as they lay so, just resting in the warm sun of the afternoon as it fell languidly through the open window in trails of gold on their entwined bodies. Elladan drifted lazily on a cloud of tired happiness, a feeling he always experienced after he and his brother came together. His eyes sagged shut with a sigh, and he wriggled closer into the warmth of Elrohir’s arms, letting his full weight rest on the other’s body as they came up to encircle him, clasping firmly around his waist. After a few minutes passed, and the younger Elf nearly fell fully asleep and almost slipped off of his brother’s body, Elrohir’s soft voice whispered into his ear. “You know, Father’s probably not going to be too happy about the state of his important papers.” Elladan lifted his head from his brother’s chest, frowning down at the elder twin. It was true, he realised. Turning his head slightly to the left and then to the right, he took in the countless papers he had been working on, strewn roughly about the table. More than a few of them were severely crumpled, wrinkled or torn, some ripped edges of parchment sticking balefully out from under Elrohir’s body here and there. Quite a few of them were moist to the point of being called wet, the dark ink from Elladan’s quill running in sorrowful streaks down the caramel coloured paper – evidence to their exertions that afternoon. The younger twin sighed heavily in exasperation, lifting a hand to hit Elrohir lightly on the elder Elf’s chest. “And whose fault is that?” Elrohir looked up at him with a look of feigned innocence. “I wasn’t the one who said ‘Let’s do it on the table’,” “You didn’t protest overmuch either.” “You didn’t give me much of a chance to.” Elladan growled in his throat, placed his hands to both sides of Elrohir’s chest on the table and shoved himself upwards, sliding out of the elder Elf and rising to his feet in one fluid movement. Elrohir rose to his elbows, regarding his brother with amusement, his head following Elladan as he moved around the table until he was standing behind Elrohir. Elladan leaned forward, bracing himself on the heavy oak table with his hands as his head dropped, long strands of raven black hair cascading over his shoulders, while Elrohir let his head fall backwards until they were once again face to face. The younger twin smiled evilly down at his brother, leaning over to kiss him lightly on the lips once before breaking and pulling away. He stared down at his mirror image, a mock frown decorating his face as he spoke. “Someone’s going to have to explain all this to Father.” Soulful brown eyes blinked up at him innocently, losing none of their charm even though they were slightly upside down. “Can’t you just . . .” The elder twin waved a hand vaguely. “Do them over?” Elladan’s mouth dropped open. “Do you know how long it took me to get this far?” “Well, you shouldn’t have ruined it all, then.” Elladan glared at his brother, clenching his mouth tightly shut into a thin line, and stared so for a while at the other Elf. Then and idea occurred to him, and he turned his face into a considering look. “Hmm . . .” Elrohir looked at him suspiciously, turning around on the table so that he lay on his stomach, resting on bent elbows. “What?” “Someone will have to do them over.” The elder twin narrowed his eyes, regarding his younger brother askance. Mistrust was written clearly across his features. “I take it that ‘someone’ does not mean you?” he asked. “Of course not.” The elder twin raised his eyebrows. “I’m not going to do it.” “You have to start sometime.” Elladan fluttered his eyelashes sweetly at his brother, lifting a hand to trail a finger slowly over the elder twin’s bottom lip and moving up to the gently sloping curve of the archer’s bow. Elrohir shook his head decisively, absently batting away his brother’s hand. “I’m not doing it.” A few moments of silence passed between them as the twins merely stared at each other, each measuring the other’s stubbornness and reluctance, and neither willing to let up first. Unfortunately, they were very equally matched, and Elladan could see that they were likely to stay that way for quite a while. They broke at exactly the same moment, each blinking fiercely to rid himself of the glare and itch of continued staring. “Fine.” Elladan heaved a sigh, lifting himself to come to sit before Elrohir on the table. “I’ll write them over.” A brilliant smile lit up his brother’s face. “I knew you’d see it my way.” Elladan twisted his neck around to glare at the elder twin. “But I think some compensation is in order.” “Compensation?” Elrohir stared at him like he was mad. “Yes. A certain . . . remuneration. Payment, if you will, for messing up my papers, and making me do them over.” “I didn’t–“ Elladan clamped a hand over his brother’s mouth, smiling evilly. “Don’t worry – I’m sure you’ll enjoy it as much as I will.” A look of understanding dawned in Elrohir’s brown gaze, and he lifted his brother’s hand from his mouth with an equal devilish smile. Leaning forward, he placed a light kiss on Elladan’s lips, and then bowed his head in mock regret. “I am eternally sorry for messing up your papers, brother dearest. Just say the word, and I’ll do whatever I can to compensate for your loss.” Elladan’s smile widened until it nearly covered his entire face. “Of course you will. But this time around –” he trailed his eyes hungrily over his brother’s face before leaning into steal yet another quick kiss. “Can we use the bed?”