Title: A Light in the Darkness. Author: Linil (duoluver_4ever@yahoo.com) Pairing(s): Legolas/ Frodo Rating: NC17 Summary: What exactly happened on the boat to Valinor after Frodo destroyed the ring of power? There was a party. One that left Legolas…lets just say glowing. Warning: massive amounts of alcohol. AU of course and the improper use of a star. Disclaimer: -sighs- Alas the elves and other creatures of middle earth belong solely to Tolkien. I do not own them, I just borrow them with every intention of giving them back…as unharmed as possible.^^ AN: this story was inspired by a challenge that someone had posted on the challenges/plot bunny page. I think it’s like the first or second one on there. But yes… it’s also hinted at in the story “Stranded” by Tur Kilo and myself. Please don’t kill me for this. A Light in the Darkness Another beautiful day in Valinor was ending. The last rays of Anor faded and night fell upon the land. There was a celebration commencing in the home of the elves, for the ring of power had finally been destroyed and its bearer had come to live with them. The party was for Frodo. All the elves gathered in the large banquet hall dancing and laughing merrily; glad to be rid of Sauron forever. All but two… “Legolas,” said Haldir, looking at his friend with confusion. “Yes?” Legolas replied. “Why is your ass glowing?” “Why is my what?” “Your ass, it’s glowing,” said Haldir, pointing at Legolas’s ass. Legolas looked down and saw that indeed, his ass was glowing and rather brightly at that. He shook his head, remembering the reason for this phenomenon. He sighed heavily and looked at his friend, a grave expression on his face. “If I tell you, you must promise me you won’t tell anyone.” “You have my word, Legolas.” Legolas took a deep breath and began his tale, “It all started on the boat coming to Valinor…” Two Days Earlier… Legolas hugged Estel goodbye and waved to the hobbits as he boarded the gray ship. Galadriel and Celeborn were already present, along with Bilbo, to make the journey to Valinor. They waited for Frodo to say his goodbyes and board the ship before sailing away from Middle Earth. They watched the shore till they could no longer see their friends. “What do we do now?” asked Frodo. “I say we have a party,” said Celeborn, pulling a bottle of wine seemingly from nowhere. “That sounds like a wonderus idea,” said Bilbo looking for a glass to drink from. He went below deck and found five and brought them all up. Celeborn filled each one and they were dispersed among them. “What shall we toast to?” asked Legolas. “To the defeat of Sauron,” said Galadriel, “and the little hobbit who saved the world.” “To Frodo” said Bilbo “To Frodo!” everyone chimed in. Frodo blushed and smiled shyly. “I didn’t do it all by myself," said Frodo, looking to Legolas, “Legolas was part of the fellowship too.” The elf smiled warmly, “but it was you who destroyed the Ring. Don’t be shy, enjoy the celebration.” “Alright, enough praises,” interrupted Celeborn, “let’s drink!” and with that, they all began the party. They drank and drank; their supply of wine coming from Celeborn seemed endless. After many hours of laughing, dancing and just celebrating, the party began to die down. Legolas however wasn’t ready for that just yet. He wanted to do something wild, but couldn’t think of anything. Then, and idea struck him and he smiled mischievously. He quietly slipped away from the group and headed for the mast. He climbed nimbly to the top then proceeded to strip. No one on deck noticed the stripping elf until the first item of clothing hit the floor. They all looked up to see Legolas slowly and seductively pulling his clothes off piece by piece. The sight brought on a myriad of reactions: Celeborn smirked, Galadriel shook her head, Bilbo laughed, and Frodo became incredibly hard. He had never seen such beauty and grace. The minute Legolas had removed his last article of clothing; Frodo knew he had to have him. Legolas slid down the mast completely naked, Frodo gasped. From afar Legolas’s beauty struck him, but up close it was magnified. Sinewy muscle wrapped in flawless tanned skin, flowing locks of golden hair reached to right above his perfectly curved ass. His eyes were as green as Frodo felt at that moment. Frodo’s eyes roamed over Legolas's body, coming to rest on his rather large and fully erect member. When Frodo looked back up to his eyes, Legolas was smiling at him. Frodo blushed crimson and averted his eyes, feeling ashamed of his staring. Legolas sauntered over to Frodo and took his had, wordlessly pulling him below deck. Back in Valinor “Okay, wait,” Haldir interrupted, “you and Frodo?” “We were drunk! Do you want to know why my ass is glowing or not?” “Yes but I never took you for a hobbit fancier.” “Oh ha ha. Now as I was saying…” On the Grey Ship It was dimly lit and a little chilly, but neither could feel the cold for their bodies were on fire. Frodo, much shorter than Legolas, had to jog to keep up with the long strides of the elf. They reached a large door and Legolas pushed it open. Inside the room was a large overstuffed bed with plush pillows and large furs adorning it, making the whole room seem luxuriously comfortable. The room was much warmer than the hallway they had come through, but Frodo had no time to think on that when he was lifted off the ground and tossed onto the bed; Legolas pouncing on shortly after. He immediately began kissing Frodo while undressing him. Frodo couldn’t take it anymore and turned the tables on Legolas. He flipped them over, pinning a rather surprised Legolas beneath him. He hurriedly pulled off the rest of his clothes and moved down between the elf’s legs. He slowly spread them wider and was about to prep Legolas when he realized that his fingers were too small he frowned, thinking for a moment on how to solve his dilemma when a thought struck him. He walked to where his clothes had been discarded and searched his pockets till he found what he was looking for. He pulled out a medium sized phial with some kind of liquid in it. The top of the phial was about the size of a human finger and the phial slowly got wider until it was about the size of three fingers. Galadriel had given it to him in Lothlorien and he had used it against Shelob in the caves. He brought it over to the bed and knelt between Legolas’s spread legs again. Slowly he pushed the top of the phial into Legolas. Legolas gasped at the intrusion but relaxed and let Frodo continue. As Frodo prepped Legolas, the lid to the phial came out and landed on the bed. Neither of them realized until the phial was already back inside Legolas and he felt liquid rush into him. His mind was too far gone in the sensations to notice. Frodo fully prepped Legolas with the phial then positioned himself between Legolas's legs. He slowly entered Legolas; pushing in as far as he could go, then stopped and let Legolas adjust. Once the muscles relaxed, Frodo began a slow pace, but Legolas wanted to go faster. The flipped them over, so that he was on top and rode Frodo at a frantic pace. It wasn’t long before Frodo emptied himself into Legolas, screaming his name. Frodo’s screams drove Legolas over the edge and he released his passion all over his stomach. He slowly lifted himself from the small hobbit and laid next to him. They soon both fell asleep. Back in Valinor “So you’re telling me that you have the “Light of Eärendil” our most precious star…in your ass?” “Yes.” Haldir burst into a wild fit of laughter. Legolas expected this but still sighed nonetheless. He waited for Haldir’s laughing to subside and when it did, Haldir was wiping tears from his eyes. “Oh, my friend. That is some tale I find it interesting.” Haldir said the laughter still in his eyes. “And you will tell no one of this right?” “Aye, I will tell no one.” At that moment a loud burst of laughter surged out of the hall where the celebration was held and the large doors burst open. Out ran a hobbit, holding a lantern. The hobbit ran towards the pair and as he approached, the two elves realized that it was not a lantern that lay between his legs. Frodo was glowing as well, but it wasn’t his ass. “Um, Legolas… why is your ass glowing?” asked Frodo coming to a stop in front of the pair. “The same reason your crotch is glowing Frodo, one hell of a party.” The End. AN: okay, well. Here it is. Short and sweet. If you think it's crappy, keep it to yourself. I don’t want any feedback saying that I suck. Thank you. But good or constructive feedback is always welcome!!! Thanks for reading!