Title: Crazy Antics 2/?
Author: Kura
Rating: R (for now...)
Pairing: Frodo Baggin/Samwise Gamgee (but also some
Merry/Pippin)
Summary: Merry's POV. The young Brandybuck comes up
with a plan of action.
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Crazy Antics 2/?
By Kura



I know what I have to do. It's just doing it that's
the problem. At least I've managed to convince Pip to
help me. Then again, convincing him has never really
been all that difficult. I know the exact moment I've
won him over. I know it every single time. It's simple
really. His eyes get a little darker and his right
eyebrow twitches upward. This knowledge comes from
years of study and thousands of pranks.

Pippin usually gives in easily, but for some reason he
put up more of a fight. Is the idea of Frodo and Sam
as a couple that strange to him? It's not strange at
all to me. Even Bilbo commented on them to me once. "I
tell you, Meriadoc, those two lads are so close you
can't tell where Frodo ends and Sam begins." How very
true, Bilbo. At least I'm not the only one who's
noticed.

Planning this little bout of matchmaking won't prove
to be an easy task, I'm afraid, as both Frodo and Sam
are very well known for their stubbornness. Ah well,
I'm certain Pippin and I shall be triumphant in our
efforts. Now if only I knew where to begin...

Oh! I know! I'll start with Sam. Poor Sam, he's so
easy to read. It won't be hardly any trouble to plant
little seeds of doubt in his mind that Frodo is simply
his master/employer. No, I believe I need to find a
clever way of getting him to see the possibilities
Frodo can present.

Hm...perhaps an evening at the Green Dragon is in
order. If Sam were just a tad bit inebriated with a
few mugs of ale he might be more willing to listen to
what I have to say. Also, he might let some valuable
information slip. I do so love being devious.

Now all I have to do is arrange everything and my
quest to unite Frodo and Sam shall officially begin.
Look out, dear Cousin Frodo, Merry and Pippin have a
big surprise for you and I daresay you'll find it
rather enjoyable.

TBC