Title: ABC of LOTR Slash 
Author: Gabi - SlaveToRaven@AOL.com 
Rating: NC-17 
Type: FPC Slash (obv) Silliness 
Timeline: The whole Fellowship thing 
Disclaimer: I own no one, Tolkien Enterprises/estate do. Just having fun :o) Don't sue 
me, I'm penniless as it is! No money is being made from this. 
Spoilers: None 
Summary: It's exactly what it says in the title... 
 
 
ABC of LOTR Slash 
 
 
A is for Aragorn, anal and ass. 
B is for Boromir who died on the grass 
C is for Celeborn and coming undone 
D is for Dunedain (I’ve just done that one!) 
E’s for Elves, Elladan and Elrohir, 
F is for Frodo, fucking and Faramir, 
G is for Gimli (ok, maybe not) 
H is for Haldir (I admit it, he’s hot) 
I is for incest, please see the E 
J’s for jumping on bones with such glee 
K is for kinky love at the Keep 
L is for lusting for Legolas :meep:  
M’s for the Men, molesting him so 
N is for naughty, naked and “NO!” 
O is for orgasms that hit with such force 
P is for pain and for pleasure, of course 
Q is for quarry (in other words prey) 
R is for Rumil and rape (oh, I say!) 
S is for sucking, sex, Sam and slash 
T is for Thranduil, Theodred and thrash 
U is for Ugluk rolling with Lurtz 
V is for voyeurs watching the perverts 
W is for wanton, wicked and whips 
X is for X-rated pounding of hips 
Y is for “YES!” the noises created 
Z is for z’s that they take once they’re sated. 
 
Gabi - 09 Nov 03