Title: Truth or Dare Author: Alasarys (alasarys at gmail.com) Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood Summary: Orlando can't refuse a dare. Rating: R13 Notes: Does anyone else think Elijah looks just a little -too- innocent sometimes? I had to fic him a bit of a sneaky streak. Disclaimer: Entirely a work of fiction - if this ever did happen, I don't know about it (although I'd like to!). No claim is made as to the actual preferences/lives/actions of the people involved. "No fucking way!" "Oh come on Orli, a dare's a dare. Not like you to back out..." Dom grinned, knowing full well that Orlando's protests wouldn't last. He'd never refused a dare before, and he didn't think he was about to start now. Orlando glared at him. "Stupid fucking dare anyway," he grumbled, "Why'd you have to pick Lij? It's like asking me to snog a child!" "But you know damn well he's not a child - you saw him hooking into that girl on the dancefloor the othe-" "And that's another thing! He likes girls, Dom, girls! I can't just bowl on up, smack a kiss on him and not expect him to, to, I don't know what I expect him to do, but he won't like it!" Orlando sank back into the armchair, exasperated. Last bloody time he played truth or dare with Dom. Or at least, next time he'd choose truth and lie. "Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't there? Oh look," Dom grinned and nodded at Elijah as he entered the room, "speak of the devil and he shall appear. Nice smoke, Lij?" "Always - fucking freezing outside though." He looked around the now almost empty lounge, "Wasn't there a party going on when I went outside? What've you done with everyone?" "Bottlestore," answered Dom. "Everyone wanted something different. Sean didn't think he could remember everything, Billy wrote it down but wouldn't let Sean have the list, and Vig and Sean B have tagged along as minders to stop anymore fighting." "And quite possibly to get served," added Orlando. "I'm fairly sure it's illegal to sell to the other two at the moment." "Ah." Elijah dropped onto the sofa beside Dom. "Anything else I missed?" He was answered with "No" and "Better ask Orli" at the same time. Elijah raised an eyebrow at Orlando, opened his mouth to say something, then thought better of it. He opened his mouth again, "Since we've temporarily run dry, I think I'm going to have another smoke - maybe you two will make more sense after that." Orlando poked his tongue out at Dom as Elijah retreated to the porch again. Damned if he wasn't going to complete this dare. "I know, I know, don't say it - now's my chance." ------------------- "Thought you'd stopped smoking?" said Elijah, as Orlando joined him outside. "I have. Figured I'd torture myself for a bit though." Orlando grinned, rubbing his hands together to fend off the cold night air. He leaned on the railing next to Elijah, as they both stared out into the darkness. "Lij?" he said, after a few minutes. "Yeah?" "Nah, nothing. Well... nah, forget it." "I did miss something in there, didn't I? You two been getting all deep and meaningful on me?" Orlando laughed, "Dom? Deep? Now there's a thought." Elijah smirked, "Yeah." He paused for a second, "So what is it then?" "Close your eyes." Elijah looked at him for a moment, then obliged. A bit of an unusual request, but what the hell. Nothing happened, and he was on the verge of opening his eyes again when he felt it - Orlando's lips on his.. a little unsure at first, then with more pressure. There was even, he thought, the brief flick of a tongue against his lips. Elijah's eyes flew open and he stared at Orlando, eyes wide and even more blue than usual, if that were possible. "Oh" was the only thing that made it past his vocal chords. He stared at Orlando some more. "Um... wow..." he said, "Where did that come from?" Orlando stuffed his hands in his pockets, looking down. "Um, Dom and I were, uh, kinda playing truth or dare. I chose dare, and, um, well.. yeah. That was it." Elijah took a pull on his cigarette and blew the smoke off to one side, considering it. "So.." he said after a few moments, "I'm a dare, right?" Orlando thought he heard a slight trace of amusement in his voice, and nodded, lifting his gaze. "Well then, I suppose we'd better make sure that Dom doesn't complain you didn't complete it properly." The look of confusion on Orlando's face was rapidly removed by the arrival of Elijah's mouth on his. His lips were gently but insistently parted, and the tongue-thing that Elijah did next nearly brought him to his knees. Stars novaed inside his head, expanding until they surrounded him, surrounded Elijah... His fingers curled into Elijah's hair, and around his waist, pulling him tight against his body. Hips and thighs ground together, and Orlando couldn't tell whether the ragged, desperate pleading came from him or Elijah.. smoky, sweet, cinammon-flavoured Elijah.. Elijah who liked girls, but kissed Orlando too.. Elijah, who was plummetting him into a spiralling, dizzying, ecstacy of sensation... Hands pulled and tugged at clothing, coveting skin. Soft, hesitant touches were replaced by urgent clawing, flesh burning in red streaks. Mouths meshed together, tongues exploring, tasting. Orlando found it almost impossible to tell where one body ended and the other began. Bit by bit Elijah drew back, relinquishing the kiss. Orlando shuddered, eyes opening as his grip on Elijah loosened. "Fuck... Lij..." he whispered breathlessly, "I thought you liked girls..." Elijah leaned in, his mouth beside Orlando's ear as he whispered, "I do, but there are exceptions to every rule. I just had to be sure you liked me too." He nipped Orlando's lobe softly between his teeth, feeling Orlando weaken slightly under him, and smiled, "And judging from the reaction, next time I won't have to bribe Dom." Orlando groaned, still reeling, as Elijah's words filtered through into realisation, "You set me up? You and -Dom- set me up? Damn..." he shook his head, starting to smile, "I don't know how you're ever going to make up for that." Elijah chuckled, turning his attention to Orlando's jaw, licking and kissing along to his chin, "I'm sure I can find a way.."