Title: Billy's X Tape 
Author: Sams Po Ta Toes 
Author's Email: FrodoNinMeleth@cs.com 
Pairings: Lij/Sean A. 
Rating: Nc-17 
Summary: A stupid Porn tape and Elijah's hurt words push Sean to act upon his 
feelings for him.
      
      “Another round of Grand Theft?” 
      “God, Lij, if I press one more triangular, square, or circular button, 
I think my thumb will fall off.”
      “Doubtful, but ok… no more Play Station.”
      “What else could we do?”
      “I don’t bloody care, Sean!” Elijah threw his controller in the air 
and flopped backwards on the carpet.  “I’m bored. I hate days off when all 
the guys leave to do something fucking stupid, and we’re left behind 
‘cause we’re the only sane ones.”
      “Yeah, me too.” Sean rolled his eyes and likewise, tossed his 
controller aside. He got up and rounded to corner to get something to 
drink. “Want anything?” He shouted into the other room from the kitchen.
      “Naw, I’m not in the mood to get drunk.”
      “That’s not what I---“ 
      “I know, I was kidding!” Elijah cut in yelling back. A giggle came 
from the kitchen along with the sound of a fizzing snap. 
      “I hate this stuff.” Sean came back in holding two cans of beer. 
“I’m not used to the good ale they have over here yet. I miss the American 
crap.” Sean took a big swig, and crinkled his nose. “Good thing Billy and 
Dom drink anything they can get their hands on. Otherwise, I think I 
would be likely to get used to this stuff…” He tossed one to Elijah and 
sipped again. “Then when we get home, our stuff will taste bad, and that’s 
just not fair!” He added with a grin, “I hid these in the back of the fridge 
for times like these, drink up, Lij!” Elijah snapped his opened and choked 
on the strong liquid inside the foreign can. 
	“Wow man, this is intense!” Elijah smiled and went to down it all.
	“I told you. HEY! Slow down! We have all night!”  Sean’s 
parental instincts taking over…damn it all.
	“Shut up you old wanker! And that’s precisely why I plan to drink 
it fast. This boring night will seem a lot less boring if I am inebriated.” A 
small gap in Elijah’s smile waved at Sean, poking at him…teasing him. 
Elijah knew that Sean could never resist his smile. 
	“Alright fine, drink it as fast as you want!” Sean waved his hand 
idly in the air as a ‘go ahead’ signal. “And I am not old! Just…older than 
YOU!” Sean said pointedly. “And don’t use big words like “inebriated” 
for ‘smashed’ to make yourself seem older! It doesn’t work on me!” Elijah 
seemed to have no response to this, which pleased him greatly. ‘Old 
indeed…’ Sean thought as he nearly finished off his can. ‘STUPID 
BRITS! I’m picking up their words. When did I start saying “indeed”? 
Why am I talking to myself? Stop it now Sean…’
	A suddenly excited Elijah popping up from his place on the floor 
interrupted his thoughts. “I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!” Sean was 
almost nervous at this comment.
	“What?” Sean asked carefully.
	“PORN!” His blue eyes widened even more and he set his can 
down on the end table by the couch, racing back over to the video player. 
	“WHAT? Elijah, you’re kidding right?” 
	“Nope! What better way to kill an hour or so? Common!” Elijah 
put on his pleading face, while Sean was shaking his head back and fourth. 
“Well, I’m watching with or without you.”
	“Then plan on watching without me!” Sean made to turn and leave, 
but Elijah called over his back…
	“Well, I’ll turn it up so loud that people down the street think that 
it’s you and me!” Sean stopped in his tracks. The mere thought of him and 
Elijah doing erotic Porn movie-ish type things made his breathing go rapid 
and his pulse increase. But he certainly didn’t want the neighbors to 
complain. They might tell Peter or something. Or even worse…Billy or 
Dom!
	Sean wheeled around and plopped down on the couch. “Fine.” He 
crossed his arms. “What’s on the menu?”
	“No fucking clue…” Elijah probed his finger into the VCR to 
make sure there was no tape in it. He fumbled around the bottom cabinet 
and finally pushed in a black tape with a white X on it. “Billy left it here 
last week.” Sean’s cheeks went pink.
	“Do you usually watch porn together?” Sean was feeling left out, 
he had never watched porn with anybody before, really. And he felt a 
twang of jealousy pluck at his heartstrings. No one should be watching 
Porn with Elijah except for him. But he didn’t own Elijah. Elijah could 
watch porn with whomever he wanted. That made him slightly sad. 
	“No, it was a group thing. We were just kidding around. A lot of 
people were here, you went…uh, shopping I think. But anyway, he said it 
was ‘the hottest thing you can find.’ But we never got around to watching 
it because we were all talking about what must be on it. By the time it was 
time for the movie, we were all too drunk to see the VCR anyways.” 
Elijah sat down next to Sean on the couch and slouched down to get 
comfy. He grabbed for his beer on the side table and finished it up. 
“Ready?”
	Sean shifted uncomfortably. He couldn’t believe he was about to 
watch ‘the hottest porn’ with just Elijah sitting next to him. He was very 
shaky about the outcome. He didn’t want Elijah to see him with a hard-on. 
But he sure as hell wanted to see Elijah with one, so that was enough to 
sway his decision. “Ready.” He confirmed with a nod of his head.  
	Sean always sat with a pillow while he was on the couch, so 
instinctively he reached over and stuffed one under his elbow. Elijah hit 
‘play’ with the remote, and dropped it idly on the ground. 
	“I wish I knew what I was getting myself into.” Sean said while 
turning towards him before the movie had a chance to start.
	“I don’t! This is fucking fantastic! My heart is going a billion miles 
a second!” Elijah smiled and put up one eyebrow. “You nervous?”
	Sean nodded his head but said ‘no’ at the same time. 
	“Oh, hey good! Its starting!” Elijah squirmed in his chair a sighed. 
“This should be good. Billy’s never let me down.”
	“WHAT!? You mean-?” Sean breathed too fast inhaling while he 
was swallowing when he said that, causing him to go into a mad fit of 
coughing. 
	“No, no, nothing like that!” Elijah lightly patted him on the back 
while laughing. “I just mean that he’s never told me something was good 
unless it was REALLY good.” Sean stopped choking and sat up straighter. 
“In his opinion anyway…”
	“Thanks.” He coughed twice more and sat back, accidentally 
squishing Elijah’s hand between his back and the couch.
	“Hey! Let me go!” Elijah teased, while pretending to struggle 
madly to be freed.
	“Awe common, you’ve never minding being pinned under me 
before, baby…” Sean joked, and wished that his little tease were true. 
What he would do to get Elijah under him. Mmmm.
	“AHAHHA! Fine Sean, in that case…” Elijah laughed and threw 
himself over onto Sean’s lap, arm still trapped behind him. So Sean was 
sitting on the couch, Elijah’s arm wrapped around him, sitting across his 
thighs. Both his feet were now occupying the place where he used to sit, 
and his back was leaning against the armrest. Elijah resembled a child at 
the mall sitting on Santa’s lap. Sean didn’t want to be Santa, but he didn’t 
mind Elijah wanting to snuggle with him. Teasing or not. In this position, 
it would make Elijah’s butt and his thighs resting right over a place where 
Sean didn’t want Elijah to see, much less sit on. “Ah, yes, this is much 
better. I had forgotten how comfy you are.” Elijah poked his stomach and 
put his head on Sean’s shoulder, his hair ticking Sean’s neck.	
	Sean was desperate to find a way to get Elijah off him. The movie 
had already started and they had missed the opening credits. Oh well. 
“Ummm. Elijah, you…uh, you’re squashing me. Its hard to breath.” Sean 
tried a lame excuse…
	“Don’t bull shit me, man. You’ve carried me up Mount Doom. 
This is nothing!” Elijah wiggled down into Sean harder to put emphasis on 
is lightness. “Ah, my Sam…”
Ok, so Sean couldn’t resist the whole “Sam” thing. He wrapped his arms 
around him locking his fingers together, making a tight, safe “Sam cubby” 
for Frodo to sit in. ‘Wait…this was Elijah, not Frodo…oh well, too late. 
Elijah is Frodo anyway.’  Sean reasoned with himself. 
	Elijah tried to scoot closer, and Sean smiled. “Stop moving so I can 
watch the movie, sir.” Sean said in his Sam-voice. Elijah replied in his 
accent to not leave ‘Sam’ hanging around in the dust.
	“Aye, I will,” He lowered his voice to a whisper, “as long as you 
get your hands off my rump. Its hard to concentrate when you do that.” 
Sean realized with utter horror that Frodo wasn’t kidding, his clasped 
hands were right against Elijah’s ass! Well, more his lower hip, BUT 
STILL! Elijah looked straight into Sean’s eyes, making Sean melt inside. 
Elijah’s long spikes were down against his forehead, and the back of his 
hair was down and loose as well. Elijah hadn’t bothered to spike it this 
morning. Sean loved when he didn’t have time to do it. The spikes looked 
so uninviting. He like it soft and smooth. To make it even worse, Elijah’s 
long eyelashes fluttering in front of his face were making him seem 
vulnerable and pleading every time he blinked. He really did look like 
Frodo right now. ‘He’s trying to kill me. I know it…’ Sean scooted his 
hand up and shamed himself for admiring Elijah/Frodo. 
	“Is that better? Sorry Lij.” Sean replied, his face pink to his ears.
	“I didn’t mind.”  Sean froze. What on earth? He didn’t mind?
	“What?”
	“I mean, it’s not that big of a fucking deal. Fuck off Seanie!” He 
knew Elijah well enough that teasing anger was what Elijah did to change 
the subject.
	“Sorry Mr. Frodo.” Sean batted his eyes and put on his pouting 
face.
	“I’m sorry Sam, I don’t know why I did that…” Falling back into 
his Frodo roll. 
	“I do, it’s the Porn. I’ve seen you. You’re not eating, you barely 
sleep, it’s taking a hold of you Mr. Frodo; you have to fight it!” Both men 
went into a fit of giggles at their little re-quote from their re-shoot scenes 
last week in Osgiliath. 
	“Ok, Sean we’re getting really lame.”
	“I know, its all wrong, by rights we---“
	“Don’t even finish that!”
	“Ahahaha, ok. But---“ They were stopped mid-conversation by a 
low grunt from the Television. They hadn’t noticed but the ‘stars’ of this 
porn were already going at it. Sean’s breath a little hitched, he said “God! 
Already? It’s only been like 5 minutes!”
	Elijah didn’t even talk. He just nodded his head and kept his eyes 
glued to the Tellie. The man on screen was pushing and grunting, and low 
moans could be heard from underneath him. Elijah’s throat was tight and 
dry, his grip loosened on Sean a little bit. The camera angle paned over to 
the other side, to reveal another man turned over onto his back, head 
resting against his forearms on the pillow.
	“Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh yes! You’re so tight and hot.” The man was 
pushing slowly in and out of the smaller man beneath him.
	“Faster, Faster, More, more Please, FILL ME!”  The other man 
spoke for the first time. “Mmmmmm, I love the feel of your thick cock 
pumping inside me. Faster!”   
	The other man began to speed up, putting his hands on his partners 
hips and shoving himself madly into him. “Is this what you like? Is this 
what you want? Do you want it to hurt, make you burn, so tomorrow every 
time you stand up or sit down, you’ll be forced to remember what I’m 
doing to you right now?” He thrust in deep and stayed buried wile he 
leaned in and began to kiss the man’s neck.
	“I didn’t know that Billy was into this kind of stuff.” Sean said 
unblinking staring at the screen. “It’s a little cliché.” Sean managed to 
whisper, his voice huskier and lower than normal. 
	“Just a little…” Elijah sounded distant. Sean pushed Elijah’s arm 
to get him to listen. 
	“Hey! Lij…” Sean looked down at Elijah’s crotch, which was 
almost at his belly. A large lump could be seen, pushing the zipper of his 
jeans up. 
 	“Hard already?” Sean laughed, and tore his eyes away from 
Elijah’s privates. Elijah nodded, wide-eyed and mouth open staring at the 
screen.
	“You don’t find two guys together….disgusting…do you?” Lij 
shifted uncomfortably, and was about to get up and turn it off. “Because 
you could have told me that before, and I would have stopped it right 
away…” Lij was on the verge of tears.
	“No!” Sean held onto Lij tightly. “It’s fine. It’s not gross at all!”
	“Please Sean; don’t be nice to me… I’ll just turn it off. I’m sorry.”
	“Lij! It’s ok. Did you hear me?”
	“No, its not. I saw the look on your face. You think---“ Sean 
leaned up the two inches and gracefully and tenderly pressed an 
unexpected fire hot kiss onto Elijah’s moving lips, which went slack with 
the brief contact. Elijah’s eyes fell closed, and he stayed there, frozen in 
time.
	“Don’t tell me what I think Lij. You have no idea.” Elijah opened 
his eyes, looking at him through eyelids half massed. Long eyelashes 
reflecting deep pools of black in Elijah’s bright cheery eyes. He slowly 
smiled, and moved his face in close to Sean’s again. Wanting to taste him, 
feel his tight pink chap-stick used smooth lips on his again. Sean 
complied. Elijah’s mouth fell square on Sean’s lips and Elijah moaned 
when Sean pulled them back, to have Elijah rest against him on the 
couch’s tall back. 
	Elijah slowly began to work his jaw, sliding his tongue out dipping 
it into Sean’s mouth for the first time. Sean grunted, opening his lips 
working his jaw in response and sucking in air. Let his own tongue slip 
out to play with the tip of Elijah’s. 
	Porn tape forgotten, their slick moist tongues lay flat and moving 
against one another, one each in turn in the others mouth. Elijah tasted of 
clove and good ale, and all that was beautiful about Elijah. Sean had never 
kissed a man before. But it didn’t feel much different, beside the fact that 
Elijah knew exactly how he wanted it. He saw bright coloures and Elijah’s 
face behind his tightly closed eyes. No wonder the rainbow was the 
symbol for gays, its so pleasing, you see coloures flash before your eyes. 
Sean giggled, and Elijah pulled back, giggling but questioning. 
	“What are you laughing at?”
	“Me.”
	“Why?”
	“Because I don’t know why I haven’t kissed you before”
	“It’s because I wasn’t sitting on your lap watching Porn before.”\
	“Intelligent observation…” Sean pondered this and leaned in to 
kiss Elijah again.
	“Are you kissing me just because I am sitting on your lap, 
watching porn?” Elijah sounded sad. And his pink pouty lower lip was 
sucked into his mouth and bitten on nervously waiting for Sean to answer. 
But he didn’t have to wait long. Sean mashed his lips to Elijah’s again, 
then pulled back.
	“Have you ever seen me kiss anybody like that?”
	“Maybe Chris…”
	“No.”
	“Ok. No.”
	“Do you doubt that your Sam doesn’t…” He gulped, nervous… 
“Love you.” 
	“Sean. I know you love me. Everybody does.”
	“Ok. I might not love you as much now.” Sean teased.
	“Oh common! Is there anything I can do to…make you love me 
more?” Elijah ran a hand down Sean’s body, and trailed it across his own 
lap and set it on his bulge. “I have no idea what to do with this…” Gave it 
a visible squeeze for Sean to see. Sean felt heat growing in him, and his 
legs drift apart unconsciously. Sean swallowed hard, Addemsapple rising 
and falling with a loud gulp.
	“I-I—I—“Sean was panting.
	“You what…Seanie?” Elijah reached with his free hand grabbing 
one of Sean, guided it to his erection and made him squeeze. Elijah’s eyes 
rolled back, and he gasped, head lolling against Sean’s shoulder. Elijah 
rolled off Sean gracefully and pulled him off the couch. “Lay down.” Sean 
couldn’t say no. He was scared as hell, but he stretched out on the floor, 
looking up at Elijah like Sam looked up at Gandalf when caught eaves 
dropping. Elijah glided down, looked at Sean smiling, and put his face to 
Sean’s crotch, the trapped bulge tight against the blue jeans.
	Elijah grinned wickedly and tugged the zipper down with his teeth. 
Sean gasped at the warm breath and pressure on his cock. And the feeling 
of freedom and his swollen member was released from its denim cage. He 
writhed up some, his cock still in boxers nudging against Elijah’s nose. Lij 
giggled. 
	“Woah there tiger.” Put his lips against the head of his cock and 
spoke against it “Mmmm. Take it easy.” Sean gasped and pushed up 
again, eyes shut tight. 
	“Elijah…” Voice tight and strained begging. “You’re talking 
against my dick and I haven’t had sex in 11 months. What do you 
expect?”
	“11 MONTHS!?” Elijah shot up concerned. “WHY!?”
	“Not since before Lizzy was born. That was nine months, and 
She’s 2 months old now. That makes for a whopping 11. Please Elijah. I 
want you so much. Just…touch me. No teasing. We can tease tomorrow.”
	“You want to have sex with me again?” Elijah looked touched and 
hopeful. Sean looked confused. 
	“I want to have sex with you everyday…” He said simply.
	“What about Chris?” Elijah went sad again.
	“Don’t you think she knows already? It’s pretty plain how I feel 
for you…if not to the world, than at least to her. She’s ok with it. She’s 
like that. Plus she’s had her share of boyfriends as well.” Lij smiled.
	“Then, on we go…” Elijah roughly gripped the boxers and his 
jeans, mindful of his erection though, and tugged them down. Sean gasped 
again at the cold air. Elijah dove in and started kissing and licking his way 
up and down his shaft, speaking between ministrations with his tongue. 
“Oh god... You’re so big….” Elijah grinned rubbing his cold nose on the 
warm shaft. Licked up the underside, and then teased the slit with the tip 
of his pointy tongue. “Where you born this way, or did you get 
implanted?” Elijah teased. Sean wasn’t THAT big, but Elijah was having 
fun sweet talking him. 
	Sean grunted “Born!” and arched his back up, wanting to be 
touched all over.  While Elijah continued to lick and kiss him, he fought 
his own trousers down until they were off and away. Sean’s head was 
thrown back and he didn’t notice Elijah was undressing. 
	Elijah reached up and tugged Sean’s t-shirt off, and Sean helped 
Elijah out of his own. They began kissing lips crushing lips again until 
Elijah leaned forward and slid his finger into Sean. Sinking it deep. 
	“AhhH! Oh go—godd. Fuck what was that…” Sean panted and 
fell back on the carpet. Elijah wiggled his finger.
	“My finger.” He grinned. “Ever been fucked before Seanie?” 
	“N-No…” 
	“Well, glad to be the first…” He pushed another finger into to 
Sean. His eyes rolled back and Sean let his legs fall much further apart as 
a silent invitation. The invading fingers were something odd. He’d never 
felt something this pleasurable and awkward at the same time. “Relax 
Sean. Otherwise it will hurt.” 
	Sean took a deep breath and let his body succumb to the pleasure. 
Muscles loosened around Elijah’s fingers, and he added another one.
	“OH! GOD LIJ!” he writhed up, Elijah’s fingers sinking deeper 
when Sean’s hips were angled up. “How MANY is that?”
	“Only Three.”
	“Three…?” Elijah moved his fingers in and out, making Sean 
moan and move, nearly getting carpet burn on his back. Finally Elijah 
removed his finger because he looked at Sean’s erection. It was leaking 
with readiness. Elijah crawled over him and kissed his lips. 
	“Ready? Tell me to stop if it hurts too bad Sean.”
	“Do you mean you are going to---?”
	“Yes.” Elijah pushed forward until the head of his cock was 
covered in Sean’s warm surroundings. 
	“Ahhhhhfuckshitohgodohmygod.” Sean moaned and cried, trying 
to keep still. Elijah put a hand over his mouth and giggled. 
	“Shhhh. Shshhh.” He kissed his forehead and brushed his fingers 
through his hair. “Owe. Relax, relax. Shhh. It’s ok Sean. I’ve got you. I 
love you. Shhh. Breathe. Breathe…” Elijah eased forward with every 
soothing word into Sean’s ear until his hips were right against Sean’s ass. 
Sean was smiling laying back, sweating some. Totally trusting now, he 
wrapped his legs around Elijah’s hips, muscles inside unclenching.
	“Take care of me Lij.” Elijah kissed him and smiled, tugged out 
some and slowly pushed back in. Pulled out more the second time and 
pushed in faster, slowly building a comfortable rhythm for Sean. 
Continued speeding up thrust repeatedly into the welcoming warmth of his 
friend's body.
  	“Ohhhh god yes. Faster…” Sean wanted it harder now, because 
when Elijah moved in and out, his cock (which was trapped between their 
bodies) would be rubbed in time with his thrusts sending shockwaves all 
over his body. “mmMm uh! Fuck. Yes..” 
	Elijah started to swivel his hips and rock deep, giving him three 
forceful thrusts, every one more powerful than the last, they each seemed 
to go deeper than the one before it. Sean lost it, thigh muscles tight, hardly 
a warning to Elijah besides his high pitched grunt of a plead; he came… 
shuddering and crying, thick and hot.
	The muscle spasms waving through Sean’s body tightened around 
his cock, pulling the seed out of him. He too came, deep and hard into 
Sean with a moan and a choked sob. Falling forward on Sean, staying 
deep in him, he kissed his chest. They both idly watched the now silent 
blue screen of the TV. The movie was over, but they were just beginning. 
	“Do we have to watch,” paused a moment to catch his shuddering 
breath. “porn to keep doing this?” Chest heaving pushing Elijah up and 
down.
	“No. I don’t think so…Unless you want to.”
	“I’d rather watch Elijah porn.”
	“My dear Sean. How do you plan to do that?”
	“Hold and whip and force you to pleasure yourself while I watch. 
And if you fail to do so, then I shall whip you in the ass.”
	“Hmmm. I might take you up on that. Say, oh…tomorrow?” Elijah 
looked sly, and started him lovingly in the eyes. Sean’s voice squeaked 
anxiously.
	“Tomorrow!?”  And Elijah kissed Sean on the lips as a silent 
acknowledgment. Tomorrow was going to be very kinky in his and Lij’s 
apartment.