FIC: The Unnamed Series – Birthday Parties (1/?)
Author: Roska Durton  
Rating: NC-17  
Pairing: Viggo/Orli  
Disclaimers: I do not claim to know theses people or own them I make  
no profit from this work of fiction and by reading this fic you are  
agreeing not to sue me as all I have to offer is my cardboard box on  
wheels!  
Series' summary: Situations leading up to lots and lots of Sex  
Summary: Its Orli's Bdau and every one seems to have forgotten  
Archives: OEAM, CIB, Daydreams, Fellow shippers and anyone else who  
wants it! Just ask I wont say no!  
Feedback: Makes the world go round  
Author's notes: There will be one OC female and a mate of Orli's she  
will be involved with Liv but there will be no close detail on the  
relationship unless . That's part two  
Beta: Radar  
Dedication: Jess That you for letting me use you!  
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13.01.04 5:00pm  
 
It's my birthday today. You think people would remember. No one  
has. Not one call, one card, one visit or one present. I am  
thoroughly depressed in fact I'm so depressed about feeling  
forgotten and unloved (Hell even Jessica my bloody flatmate, in  
France for a week modelling forgot to rang and she is my  
"fiancé", Well if we are 30 and both single that it is) because of  
all this I've gone back to thinking about my heart desire, and I  
fear he is my biggest sin.  
Is it really so wrong to fall head over heals in love with one  
of you're best friends? I mean I'm head over heals with Jess but  
even her full lips, stormy cat like grey eyes, thick dark brown  
hair and very feminine curves, cant keep me from thinking of Viggo,  
he is my soul.  
Of course I can never tell him that it would make things awkward, I  
care about our friendship too much for that so the only way I  
can tell him is through this diary but he will never read it so  
maybe this is a waste of ink but Viggo, I love you.  
 
 
BANG BANG BANG!  
 
"JESUS CHRIST!" Orli jumped two feet of the bed he was lying on  
he had just finished writing his latest diary entry when a voice  
came from out side the front door.  
 
"Oi you mangy Brit! Open the fucking door!"  
 
Viggo.  
Orli dropped the diary and pen and ran to the front door flung  
it open and threw himself at the Dane.  
 
"Its good to see you Vig, God I've missed you so much! Come in  
I have loads to tell you!"  
 
"Really now? But first I have something for you…" then Viggo  
wrapped his arms round Orlando and gave him a big wet sloppy  
kiss, saying "Happy birthday" in the process. When he pulled away  
Orlando made a display of being absolutely disgusted and wiping  
away the spit.  
Orli though he saw a flicker or hurt, want and  
disappointment flicked in Viggo's blues eyes but it was  
gone so fast he put it down to hallucination.  
"So what's going on between you and the lovely Jessica?" Viggo  
asked "Shagged her yet?" Orli laughed and threw a cushion at his  
German friend.  
 
"Yes I have shagged her you no bloody well I have, I love that  
girl so fucking much but there's something about us that makes  
me think it just wouldn't work and were destined to be best  
friends for ever and nothing more" he stated mock-sadly  
 
"Umm could it be perhaps that you swing both ways and she's a  
lesbian?"  
 
"Do you want a beer?" The Brit asked walking over to the fridge  
at Viggo's nod he tossed one over then settled on the couch next  
to his friend "How do you know I swing both ways? And if Jessica  
is a lesbian why did she fuck both me and `Lij?"  
 
"Because she could find any girls and you're very pretty boys.  
Plus honey you just scream gay I mean look at what you're  
wearing!"  
 
Orli looked down at his tight fit jeans; crocheted coral top  
and raised an eyebrow at Viggo.  
 
"I don't see what's wrong with it?"  
 
"My point exactly…" Said Viggo with a little evil grin.  
Then Beer glass raised to his lips, Viggo's phone decided to ring,  
with one of those exceptionally annoying monotone tunes.  
 
"Hallo, hvordan har De det?" Asked the caller in a very American  
Danish accent.  
 
"Shut up you tosser" Said Viggo as he excused him self from  
Orlando's company by claiming it was his ex wife.  
 
"What up `lij? Every thing going to plan with operation `not so  
secret just that Orlando is a naive bastard surprise birthday  
party?"  
 
"Yeah every things going well; the fellowships here (minus Mary and  
Poppins), along with  
Hugo, Craig, Marton. Karl, David etc and Liv and Jessica are  
On the euro star in from the shoot in France and will be there in  
about an hour with Bill and Dom. But we need you  
to keep Orli occupied for a few hours so we can sneak in a set  
every thing up"  
 
"That's gonna be hard but ill try. You have a spare key right?"  
 
"Yeah we do, if you cant get him out the house lock him in his  
bed room or something got that?"  
 
"Yeah sure, look I got to go Orli will gonna be wondering why I'm  
spending so long talking to Exene" see you about eight then?"  
 
"Yeah see ya." Elijah hung up.  
 
Viggo walked back in to see Orlando lying on the couch looking  
utterly miserable  
 
"You know what?" he said "Out of all my friends you are the only  
person who has remembered its my birthday?" Viggo cringed knowing  
full well about the party going to be held in a few hours, he  
really needed to get Orli out of the house.  
"I mean you would have though Jessica would have remembered or  
Marry Poppins" (the cast nick name for Bill and Dom) "or Lij or any  
one but they didn't? Am I really that unloved?" He looked on the  
verge of tears Viggo quickly gathered  
Orli into his arms and let him talk away to his hearts content  
about so called friends who he still loved with all his heart.  
He sat talking for an hour or so curled up in Viggo's lap. Until  
Viggo remembered he was meant to be out of the house cause  
the gang would be there within the hour!  
 
"I have an idea; let me get up and go for a piss, cause I'm  
desperate, then we will go out get a meal and drown your sorrows?  
What do you say?  
 
"I'd say that is bloody fantastic! You will have to use the en-  
suite; main one is fucked up."  
 
""K back in a tick, Go get your coat and shoes on"  
 
Viggo walked through Olli's bedroom and into the bathroom next to  
it. Orli's bathroom was quite modern; all glass and chrome (this  
was partly Jessica's doing) with a shower big enough to fit  
three or four full-grown men or women in it (this was Orli's  
doing). After taking a slash and washing his hands, Viggo walked  
into Olli's bed room, he stood for a minute looking at  
the mess that was Olli's room. Clothes of varying disturbing  
colours and textures, were spread around the room along with  
random CD's like Radio head and Coldplay. While panning his eyes  
around the room a strange book caught his eye it was black and  
labelled "addresses" Viggo picked it up thinking it was Orli's  
little black book. Flicking through the addresses at the front the  
long list or female and male names, a tear sprung to his eye as he  
remember the times back in new Zealand and the closeness they  
shared, for Viggo this connection ran deeper than a kind of  
brotherly love, to full grown soul mate love.  
"Fuck" Viggo thought "I need to get over the bastard! He loves  
Jess for gods sake, he just fucking admit it to you! He has  
NO interest! DEAL WITH IT!"  
Viggo went back to the book and flicked through it. Towards the back  
the addresses stopped and paragraphs upon paragraphs were written.  
Viggo realised that it was not an address book, but a diary.  
"Oh my God…"  
Was the thought that crossed Viggo's mind. He knew he  
Shouldn't have looked; but when he accidentally flicked though to  
the last page four words caught his attention and Viggo thought  
his heart would explode in his chest.  
 
"Viggo, I love you."  
 
Viggo, I love you. These words swam round in his head as he read  
The diary entry. Viggo, I love you. Viggo, I love you. I Love you.  
 
"He loves me" Then Viggo did the only thing that was  
appropriate. He went to seduce Orlando  
 
 
Viggo strolled in to the front room to find Orli sitting legs  
crossed  
on the sofa. Shoes on, coat on and all ready to go out. Viggo looked  
at him, and at once Orli knew something was up. The predatory look  
in his eyes was almost intimidating.  
"Oh god!" he thought "please don't let this be a cruel joke!"  
 
Viggo kept eye contact as he went in front of Orlando and  
knelt before him.  
 
`What the fuck are you doing you crazy Danish bastard?" Orli asked,  
trying to keep his voice light and level. Viggo didn't answer he  
just  
lifted Orland's leg and gently undid his laces and pulled of his  
shoe followed by the sock. No longer looking at Olli's face just  
solely concentrating on Orlando's foot. When he was finished with  
one  
foot he gently proceeded to the next. Orli asked again voice  
shaking slightly, heat pooling around his groin. God Viggo was so  
attentive and gentle. This couldn't be a joke, could it?  
 
"What are you doing? I thought we were going to go out?"  
 
Again Viggo didn't reply but instead helped Orli to his feet and  
removed his coat with the same gentleness and ease as with the  
shoes. Only then did Viggo look into Orli's eyes. Those chocolate  
depths showed Viggo the confusion, desire, love, lust,  
uncertainty and fear that Orlando felt.  
When Orli went to speak again Viggo silenced him with a kiss not  
demanding and powerful but soft and sweet, portraying everything he  
felt into one minutes' bliss.  
 
"We shouldn't be doing this." Orli mumbled not knowing quite why.  
Viggo yet again didn't reply but placed a finger on Orli's lips and  
began to take off the Brits's shirt. This time Orli made the first  
move and kissed the Dane while removing Viggo's shirt and making  
way towards the bedroom clothes falling of like water. Once in  
Orli's room stripped to nothing but in what they were born, Viggo  
pushed his olive skinned lover down on the bed and climbed on  
top claiming those luscious lips once more.  
 
"Are you sure this is what you want?" Viggo pulled back and asked,  
his concern evident.  
 
"Yes, It's what I want, and you have no idea for how long! But do  
you want this I mean this could make or break us; do you want this?"  
 
"More than you can imagine, Orli." Viggo slid his hands over his  
smooth chest. He rubbed both dark nipples and smiled at the tiny  
gasp that escaped Orli. He kissed Orli yet again. Slowly moving  
down his body kissing and licking all aspects of his body each  
individual mussel, his little sun tattoo, every inch moving closer  
to Orli's already painfully hard shaft. Viggo took him in and very  
gently  
caressed him with his tongue. Even with such soft touches, Orli  
almost came. He tried to pull Viggo's head away.  
 
"Please… I'm about to… I can't…" but Viggo blatantly ignored the  
sexed up brit, still licking and sucking. His hands running over the  
soft skin of Orli's abdomen. Orlando's hips moved involuntarily,  
pushing his cock deeper in to Viggo's mouth un till his head touched  
the back of the elder mans throat. He threw his head back and  
moaned, giving in to his need, letting himself go, shooting hot  
liquid cum into Viggo's mouth. He watched as Viggo sucked and  
swallowed up every last drop, lift his head and smile. While Orli  
was happily sated, Viggo moved between his legs still highly  
aroused. He slid his hand down to touch himself as Orli watched him.  
Orli tried and failed not to groan. He was hard again within  
seconds.  
 
A man would have to be dead not to be aroused by Viggo, standing  
there stroking his own cock and smiling oh so devilishly  
"I want to fuck you, Orli. Will you let me?"  
 
"Yes. Make me see the stars…"  
 
He wanted it more than for his heart to beat, his lungs to pump  
and more than to live another day without experiencing it, right  
now. He knew that as soon as he consented.  
Viggo moved close enough to kiss Orli and he pulled the younger mans  
legs up to get better access to the secret opening.  
Viggo poured something wet onto Orlando's arse, it was icy cold  
against his hot skin. Orli gasped, both at the cold and in need.  
Viggo slowly slid a finger inside and whispered soothing words to  
Orli as he tightened up, then  
he added two fingers stretching probing searching for the sweet spot  
inside every male being. He found it and discovered that Orli is  
quite the screamer.  
Only when he could happily push three fingers in  
and out of his soon to be partner did he position himself against  
the tight opening wrapping Orlando's legs around his waist. Pushing  
gently, slowly, patiently into Orli. When Viggo's was all the  
way inside and he stilled giving the Brit time to adjust to his  
length and girth. After a moment he began to thrust. Orli wasn't  
sure he could breathe when he felt Viggo's balls hit his arse and  
realise Viggo was the "biggest" bloke, he had every bottomed for.  
As Viggo thrust again Orli found that the discomfort had all but  
disappeard and he began to feel the familiar pleasure well up inside  
him. When Viggo pulled out and pushed back in, he hit Orli's  
prostate and the brit screamed.  
 
"You will get your stars love, trust me!"  
Viggo continued to push and pull into Olli's tight heat hitting  
his prostate every single time. Orli was thought he might die any  
second, and he didn't give a flying shit.  
 
Viggo began to move a little faster and a little harder slowing  
losing control. Viggo grabbed the headboard  
and began to pull him back in a harder and ever increasing rhythm.  
Viggo slammed deep into Orli, staying deep and moaning, "Oh fuck."  
 
Orli tightened his muscles, knowing Viggo would like. "Christ! Yes!  
Oh my god!!" His grip on Orli's headboard was a death grip, now  
threatening to break the wood. Orli pushed back hard as he felt  
Viggo cuming inside him, felt his cock throb as it shot its load  
into Orli's body. He was on fire as, taking his own  
cock into his free hand and stroking it hard and fast, roughly  
masturbating himself to a fast, hard orgasm. He collapsed on the  
bed, Viggo sort of laying over him. They both lay there trying  
to breathe for a few minutes, until Viggo reached over and kissed  
him.  
 
Orli just smiled and moved a little closer to him and said:  
` I saw the whole fucking universe"  
 
Viggo chuckled and curled up next to Orlando. Soon both men were  
sleeping.  
 
CLICK! FLASH! WIRRRRR!  
 
Those were the sounds Viggo woke up to. He sat up slightly and  
blinked while looking around, only to be confronted with a  
pair of very feminine blue grey eyes and a pair of masculine  
electric blue eyes.  
 
`About bloody time to mate! I've been waiting for you two to get  
together for years! And I must say" Announced Jessica while holding  
up a camera "you look fucking amazing together. That's gonna  
make one hell of a picture"  
 
`Shhh! Your gonna wake Orli up!" whispered Elijah  
 
`I don't think so some how, that bloke sleeps like a bloody rock."  
 
`Wait a minute what the fuck is going on here?" Said Viggo still  
very  
sleepy and very confused at seeing two of his mates standing in  
Orli`s bedroom.  
 
"Well…" said Elijah "When I said `if you cant get him out the house  
lock him in his bed room or something' this wasn't exactly what I  
had in mind"  
 
`Hey if it works don't knock it." Viggo said with a sly grin.  
 
`Any way" Jessica walked over to Viggo and gave him a huge hug and  
kissed him on the lips `How are you I've missed you, you know!"  
 
`Awe I've missed you too Hun how was the shoot in France?"  
 
Jessica just smiled `Oh it was very… Interesting. I met a certain  
young lady out there I believe you know her. Cause Orli and `lij  
do." Viggo knew that grin and therefore could work out almost  
immediately what his young friend had been up too.  
 
`Who?"  
 
`Olivia Tyler"  
 
`LIV! No Shit!"  
 
`Oh yes."  
 
`I don't understand?" said Elijah speaking up in confusion  
Jessica then moved behind the American, with a finger on her lips  
signalling to Viggo that he should keep his mouth shut.  
 
`Liv was on the same shot as I was. I walked over and said it was  
nice to finally meet her, I think she thought I was a bit… Forward,  
but then I told her I am Orli's flat mate and then we got talking.  
She is really nice, she said she was going to get a hotel but I told  
her to fuck off and that she was staying at mine. She is *really*  
nice…" she  
just sort of trailed off leaving Viggo to his imagination and `Lij  
completely confused.  
 
"Any way enough of the idle chitchat." said Jessica quickly changing  
the subject. "You look knackered. Every one his here except Liv who  
is at mine getting changed. Were gonna put some loud music on and  
set up. If Orli asks say I'm in a really bad mod and its best if  
you stay in here and give me time when were set up. I will give your  
mobile a ring when we have finished, put in on vibrate so he doesn't  
hear it, and then you can come out, ok?"  
 
`Yes Miss!" Said Viggo and Elijah in mock salute.  
 
`Wankers" was the only reply from Jess as she and Elijah walked  
out of the room.  
 
Viggo chuckled to him self and thought about how lucky he and  
Orli were from having such great friends.  
 
Viggo dozed for a few minutes until he was rudely disturbed  
again by some really loud thrashy music "probably one of Jessica's  
or `Lij's CD's those kids have really weird taste" thought Viggo.  
Movement by his side brought him out of his musings Orlando `sleep  
like a log" Bloom had finally decided to return to the land of  
the living.  
 
`Mmmmm, what's going on?" Orli asked very cutely still being  
half asleep and all.  
 
`Jess is back from France and she is not a happy bunny" Viggo lied  
keeping to the story `I think it is best if we give them… I mean  
her a few minutes to calm down. Any way It will give me more time to  
do…this" Viggo reached down and kissed Orlando deeply on the lips.  
 
`Fair enough" the brit mumbled. They lay in companionable silence  
for a few minutes then stared animatedly talking about work and  
life for nearly half an hour. Orlanado's mood lifted considerably  
though he still felt down about being forgotten and with Jessica's  
bad mood there was no doubt in his mind that the day could only go  
down  
hill.  
 
"Today has been my best and worst birthday ever!" announced Orli  
as he straddled his new lover. Suddenly Viggo's pillow began  
to vibrate.  
 
"Viggo your pillow appears to be vibrating."  
 
"Oh yes, it would appear my pillow is vibrating… well lets see if we  
can get change your mind and make this the best birthday ever go  
on… Get dressed" Said Viggo smiling happily. Orli just gave him a  
confused look and got changed within two minuets. Viggo got dressed  
and put his arm round Orlando and went to open the bedroom door  
(getting ready to be deafened by the music) he clasped the handle  
and opened the door slowly. The look on Orlanado's face was  
priceless as he examined his flat. The fellowship, Jess, Hugo,  
Marton and Craig really had gone all out for Orli there was bright  
colours everywhere (no doubt taking the piss of Olli's lurid shirts)  
a bubble machine letting bubbles float gently here and there and  
a huge pile of presents on the kitchen's counter.  
 
"SURPRISE!" shouted the room.  
 
"YOU EVIL FUCKING CUNTS!" Was the reply from Orli, who had the  
biggest smile imaginable plastered on his face.  
 
Suddenly every one was rushing up to meet him, wishing him a  
happy birthday and asking were the hell the booze was. Last to wish  
Orli was a happy birthday was Jessica who sauntered up to Orli with  
something hidden behind her back and from the smile on her face  
he knew she was the culprit for this party.  
 
"Bonjour, mon petit amis! Ca va?"  
 
"You… This is all you're fault isn't it!" It was more of a  
statement than a question but Jessica answered anyway.  
 
"Yes it was my idea, but every one helped especially `Lij. Dom and  
Billy. Any way I have this to give you" And she pulled out from  
behind her back the photo she took that afternoon it was of Viggo  
and Orli curled round each other the photo was black and white and  
she had upped the contrast, in a word the photo was stunning.  
 
"Wow… when did you take this?"  
 
"This afternoon when I came back from France I woke Viggo up,  
(he was in on all this) you honey, will sleep through anything"  
 
"This is amazing, thank you so much!" He hugged and kissed her  
"I love you, you know" he admitted.  
 
"I love you to Orli but you're destined to be with him, I can  
tell… Any way you will always be my best friend and I have other  
things to keep me occupied" she said with a blatant look in Liv's  
direction.  
 
"LIV? When?"  
 
"In France she was on the same photo shoot as me." Liv smiled as  
walked over to the pair talking and slipped her arm round Jessica's  
waist. `We got talking when I said I knew you" Jessica continued  
"And after the shoot…"  
 
"One thing lead to another!" Finished Liv placing a kiss on the  
ever so slightly shorter Jessica's cheek.  
 
"I never would have guessed you the sort Liv" said Orli, shaking his  
head "never in a million years. So tell me all then!"  
 
"That love, is a story for a different time. Tonight is your night"  
Then Liv and Jessica started openly kissing and Orli decided that it  
would be best to find his lover. He passed Sean and Sala on the  
way, in light banter, Dom and Billy all over each other, as usual,  
making there way towards the balcony for some `alone time", Hugo and  
Marton talking about the theatre and Craig, Lij and Sir Ian McKellen  
making prats out of the selves as usual and Jess and Liv sitting on  
the  
couch sitting on the sofa talking Orli had to admit they did look  
great together. He finally found his lover in the kitchen getting a  
beer Orli crept up behind him and kissed him on the neck. Viggo  
swirled round and caught him on the mouth.  
`You were right you know this is the best birthday ever!"