A/N: all the jabber and disclaimer at the beggining of Ch.1 applies... And thankies for your nice reviews! I really appreciate it; give me more so I write faster (mayhaps...)^__^ Warning: bit of incest; nothing serious though. This fic is getting more humorous as I'm writing it :)... To Betray a Brother - Chapter 2 Legolas woke up refreshed, nonetheless, he stayed in his luxurious guest-bed, enjoying the touch of the noble material of the sheets on his clean skin and the sounds and noises of dawn. Whilst lying peacefully, some pictures of the night's dream came back to him and a hazy film of steamy images began to play in his mind. The only amiss part of that motion picture was the elves with whom he shared those quite intimate moments. Because those were Elladan and Elrohir. That made him smile. "How queer! Why should I dream of my friends in the role of lovers? Never ever did that thought cross my mind. Certainly, they are attractive, but they are males! And besides, my friends, my comrades! Ai, it must be the weariness, having its effect on my subconscious..." Nevertheless, he found it very much pleasurable to recall his inner portrait of the gorgeous elven princes, kissing and caressing sensuously his entire body. "No, no, no!" he shook his head in order to clean it from the sexually overcharged thoughts. "I am crazy; that was merely a weird dream, naught else. I should forget about it immediately." With that, he left his bed and ceased thinking about those (then) unrealistic and also slightly forbidden acts. Not that love was not known to exist between members of the same gender of elves, but it was rare, therefore, as any other extraordinariness, was not accepted, at least not so easily. The only exception was Imladris. It followed straight from the nature of the Last Homely House. It served as sort of a refuge, a shelter for the (social) outcasts. Therefore, its residents had a more open mind. That is why the two princes of the realm could apprehend the beauty of their friend and became interested in establishing a deeper relationship with him. That was the subject of the twins' morning conversation as well. The black-haired pair was in Elladan's bed, looking into each other's amethyst eyes. Such irises were to found only in the bloodline of the most noble, even there, it was very rare. They gave a supernatural look to their owners, a beauty that comes not from Middle-Earth but from more distant shores. Consequently, they held a sexual appeal as well. Neither Elladan nor Elrohir was oblivious to that. Moreover, they intended to use it to their advantage. There was only one little problem: both had the same aim. "Why should I give up on him for you?" Elrohir broke the silence and answered a previous demand of his sibling. "Because you already have a lover, remember? Besides, I am the older." "Oh, don't be silly. You know that she means practically nothing to me. And you are older than me merely with minutes. That is not the point. So answer me! Why can't we share him? We've shared so many things in our lives, including even lovers ... oh or maybe... you don't want me to have him because you have fallen in love?" demanded Elrohir in a slightly lower voice. "And what if I have?" Elladan turned as red as a blooming rose. "All the same. I had loved ones who warmed your bed, too... Ah, come on, Elladan, please, do not be so greedy!" he pleaded playfully. "I don't know... And even then, you forgot one important fact: he is not in my arms just yet! Also, I would like you to be aware that he didn't even seem to notice our affection." "For that I am even more inclined to seduce him. Ai, to watch those innocent blue eyes darken with the colour of passion... the very thought makes me ..." "Ai, pray, don't continue, brother!" Elladan interrupted him "I am too much of a visual type for your words..." he grinned. "Ah, my sensitive 'ladan... That's what I love you for." Elrohir smiled adorably, caressing a lock of the other's night-black mane. "Back to our original subject... I propose you a deal." his eyes glittered wickedly. "We shall seduce our pretty Greenleaf together, but you make him fall in love with you; I won't strive to win his heart; *he* will choose between us. But we shall both provide him with, let me say, physical attention..." Elladan burst out in laughter "You have the most cunning and twisted mind, dear brother!" "So, what do you say?" "Call it a deal! As long as I may supervise your >>physical attentions<< to him..." he smiled, kissing his sibling lightly on the lips. "Ai, you wicked little creature! Who is being twisted right now?" Elrohir returned the smile AND the kiss... ... .... ..... ..!!! ?!?!?!?! ***Voice of (an angry) Author Almighty*** Stop, you incestuous Elves! This is supposed to be an almost-clean, PG-13 fanfic! Get out of bed, clothe thyselves and start scheming ways to get Legolas! "Just who in Arda are you?" ***"The Author of the story! And you are my characters now, so you shouldn't act on your own way but the way I think it to be right! And you must not mess with my head, making me write such icky stuff!"*** "Ah, please, it's so much fun... I know you like it too!" ***"Don't grin like that *blushes*! No, I stick to PG-13 and non- ickiness... but if you behave nicely now, I might write you a story with that distorted kind of fun in it! But there will have to be a lot of angst, too!"*** ***Bestest Friend Of Author from the distance***: Yay! Angst is good! ^__^ "All right, Author! We can do that, I guess!" The twins sigh and do as I bid them. ***Author thinks*** "Not that they had a choice...^_^ End of Interlude The elves, fully clothed, had breakfast brought to their room by a maid. They sat on two very comfortable wooden chairs, facing each other. Elladan picked up a peach and began to consume the luscious fruit. He looked at his brother again and went back to their previous discussion concerning the now-ignorant Mirkwood prince. "You already have a plot for this seduction, my Elrohir, don't you?" "You know me too well. In fact, I have more than one," he winked. "Tell me the first, for now." Elrohir didn't cease his almost-evillish smiling. "What about taking our precious friend to the archery range?" END of chapter 2 A/N: Oh no! A cliffhanger! What will happen next?! Frankly, I myself (Author Almighty) don't know it... ^.- But you can give me feedback anyways... ^.- Sorry for the interlude, I just had to write it... The twins really were turning incestuous in my head; I had a previous version of the fic, I dropped that idea because of that too! So, Ladan and Elro were really mean to me... I had to stop them! ^.-