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Summary: The real explanation why the oath of FŽanor came into being. It turns out the Silmarils were just a term he used for his... um... Christmas Ornaments :) Remember the scene in American Pie 2, where the guy mistakes glue for sex lubricant and ends up glued to... himself? Well, this explains why Melkor, FŽanor's lover, took the 'Silmarils', and why FŽanor wanted them back so bad... Slash and humor, and if it's all within The Silmarillion canon, all the better.
Categories: FPS > Morgoth/FŽanor, FPS, FPS > FŽanor/Morgoth Characters: FŽanor, Morgoth