Summary: This is PURE PARODY. Many people haven't figured that out yet. ^^;; Rampagingly annoying Mary Sues, badly written, strangely worded slash scenes, mind-numbing plots and crappy songs. What can it be? A parody of LotR fan fiction! Once again, this is a joke.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Gríma, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Tom Bombadil, FPS > Tom Bombadil/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Gríma/Éomer Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Gríma, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 3920

Summary: After the battle at Helm's Deep Haldir is found barely alive. He returns from the Halls of Mandos, but his life force has greatly lessened. In order to bring him back a bond is created between Haldir and Éomer, the first drawing strength from the other. They slowly get to know and understand each other.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Glorfindel, FPS > Éomer/Haldir, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Haldir/Éomer Characters: Elrond, Éomer, Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: None
Warning: Interspecies
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes Word count: 72417

Summary: Éomer was his name.

He was blond, like Legolas. He was arrogant, like Legolas. He was tall and well-made, and extremely opinionated.

And he had just insulted the Lady Galadriel in my presence.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Gimli/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Gimli Characters: Éomer, Gimli
Type: PWP
Warning: Interspecies
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1768

Summary: Eómer and Faramir finally admit their love but neither expected THIS to happen.
Categories: FPS > Faramir/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Faramir Characters: Éomer, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: AU, MPreg
Challenges: MPreg Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3658

Summary: Badfic Dark - Eómer gets his nasty revenge on Saruman. Or does he?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/? Characters: Éomer
Type: Surprise Pairing
Warning: BDSM, Rape, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1593

Summary: Young Éomer tries to make up for a rough beginning with a very warm demonstration of Rohirrim hospitality and Yule spirit.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Éomer
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5844

Summary: When it all began, you simply took a blind dive into the unknown. But would have you offered your love to the one you worship, had you known the price he would have to pay for loving you back? Would you trust yourself to know between right and wrong? If you could see the hopeless end of your journey, would you still take the road? And when all was over, would you be blind to see a new road lying at your feet? Would you dare follow it? Would you, Faramir?
Categories: FPS > Legolas/?, FPS, FPS > Boromir/Faramir, FPS > Faramir/Boromir, FPS > Faramir/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Faramir, FPS > Faramir/?, FPS > Boromir/?, FPS > Théodred/?, FPS > Orophin/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Orophin, FPS > Aragorn/? Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Beregond, Boromir, Denethor, Eldarion, Elladan, Elrohir, Éomer, Éowyn, Faramir, Gandalf, Glorfindel, Imrahil, Legolas, Lothíriel, Orophin, Théoden, Théodred
Type: Romance/Drama
Warning: Angst, Character Death, Het Content, Humiliation, Incest, Non-con, Rape, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Completed: No Word count: 48314

Summary: Gríma's life after his escape from Isenguard.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Gríma, FPS > Gríma/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Gimli, Gríma, Legolas, Théodred
Type: None
Warning: Rape, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes Word count: 15885

Summary: An acquaintance formed after the battle for Helm's deep
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3715

Summary: What if somebody did take the Ring at Amon Hen? What if the King did return to the White City, but the Ring came with him? And what can one man do when all hope has gone?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Faramir/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Faramir Characters: Éomer, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2892

Summary: Eowyn and Eomer settle an argument. Merry and Pippin wager against the outcome. Submitted for LoM's "Sibling Rivalry" challenge.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry Characters: Éomer, Éowyn, Merry, Pippin
Type: None
Warning: Het Content, Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1179

Summary: Aragorn's arrival in the Mark triggers some unpleasant memories for Eomer.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3548

Summary: Was anyone else intrigued by what looked like a brand on Aragorn's face in the final battle outside the Black Gates? How did that get there then? And was it really the troll that Legolas was rushing to save Aragorn from?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Éomer
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2228

Summary: Set after the end of the War. Eomer and Faramir talk about Boromir, King Elessar, and the facts of life, on a very special day.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Faramir, FPS > Faramir/Éomer, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Éomer, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4137

Summary: After the night-long battle, the hall of healing in Helm's Deep overflowed with a catastrophic number of injured men and elves waiting to be helped.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Romance/Drama
Warning: First-time
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 24502

Summary: Aragorn and Èomer are very close friends. Do they have feelings beyond mere friendship? This one is Aragorn's side of their story.Feedback: I would be so happy if you tell me what you think.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Éomer
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2564

Summary: For Faramir's viewing pleasure, Legolas and …omer demonstrate how to bring down a mûmak.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1756

Summary: Legolas discovers that his preference in lovers isn't one of a kind.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: MPreg
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 7726

Summary: After the deaths of the Elves at Helm's Deep, Legolas must
find a way to come to terms with their loss.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4941

Summary: PWP, short, sweet and smutty. Legolas is grieving after Helm's Deep. Eomer wants to alleviate that pain.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Legolas Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: PWP
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1202

Summary: This is in response to the following plot bunny from Meg – "Eomer/Celeborn.

Romance. Setting: Starts at Arwen and Aragorn's wedding, were they show up wearing very similar clothes. Not too A/U. Has to include the following phrases, spoken by or to one of the two lovers:

1) "Why have you not washed your hair yet?"
2) "My feet hurt, please let me have my shoes back!"
3) "If it pleases you, I will do it again; but I don't think the horse enjoyed it much."
4) "Someone is coming, just cut it off!"
5) "Will you not walk with me the rest of the way? I need to tell you something about your father's shoes."
6) "I have to leave you now, but I promise to return your boat in the morning."
Categories: FPS, FPS > Celeborn/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Celeborn Characters: Celeborn, Éomer
Type: None
Warning: None
Challenges: Éomer/Celeborn plotbunny
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1618

Summary: There was very special and firm friendship between Aragorn and Éomer, from very first moment they met.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Éomer Characters: Aragorn, Éomer
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3180

Summary: After the wedding of Faramir and …Eowyn, Aragorn asserts his rights of First Night. After ROTK; some spoilers.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Faramir, FPS > Arwen/Éowyn, FPS > Éowyn/Arwen, FPS > Faramir/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Éomer, Éowyn, Faramir
Type: Femslash, Romance/Drama
Warning: First-time
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4705

Summary: Haldir is hurt and taken to Edoras, where Eomer helps him to heal.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: PWP
Warning: Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2161

Summary: Eomer encounters an elf. (Sorry, I don't like to give too much away in summaries.)
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 19739

Summary: An invitation to join Aragorn for a bath results in a surprising outcome for the King of the Mark.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Aragorn, FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Éomer, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5525

Summary: Elladan goes insane from the loss of his twin, who chooses a lover far away. Stricken by grief and madness, he decides to kill Elrohir's lover, but in the last minute changes his mind when he sees a little child, and he decides to take the child instead and raise it as his own little friend/son. The child suffers a trauma from the abduction and therefore goes mute. What will happen with the child? Will he be returned to his parents? Will Elladan's plan work? Or will he realise he did something terrible?
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Théodred, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Elrond, FPS > Legolas/Théodred, FPS > Théodred/Legolas, FPS > Elrohir/OMC, FPS > Elladan/Irmo, FPS > Irmo/Elladan, FPS > Théodred/Éomer Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Éomer, Glorfindel, Irmo, Legolas, Théodred
Type: None
Warning: Angst, AU, Incest, Interspecies, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Completed: No Word count: 64130

Summary: It's an old story, boy meets Elf, drinks are consumed, a confession is uttered, an invitation extended, an invitation accepted. Legolas is not quite a prince. Eomer is not quite unhappy about that.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9752

Summary: Eomer takes Haldir's death hard after seven years of friendship and love.
Categories: FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS, FPS > Haldir/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Haldir, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Éowyn, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas, Théoden
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3568

Summary: Eomer and Faramir meet before the war, possibly AU.
Categories: FPS > Faramir/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Faramir Characters: Éomer, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3028

Summary: Eomer teaches Legolas to show some respect.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, No happy end, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1764

Summary: As the Uruk-hai leave to slaughter Rohan, Gríma ponders his confusing feelings for the Third Marshal of the Mark, …omer.
Categories: FPS > Gríma/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Gríma Characters: Éomer, Gríma
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1429

Summary: After Amon Hen, Boromir receives help from an unexpected source. Eomer rides in search of his friend.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Boromir, FPS, FPS > Boromir/Éomer Characters: Boromir, Éomer
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4399

Summary: Based on a Challenge from Cheysuli at Library of Moria site: The Fellowship are captured (after Moria but before Lothlorien). Legolas taken to a different cell and the rest of the Fellowship have to listen to his screams as he is raped. After they escape, a member of the Fellowship takes care of Legolas. Pairing is your choice. Extra points for graphic rape. Extra extra points (and a plate of Lembas) if the person who takes care of him, doesn't heal him with sex. Sex is the LAST thing Legolas will want after being raped.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Boromir/Éomer, FPS > Boromir/Legolas, FPS > Éomer/Boromir, FPS > Legolas/Boromir, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry Characters: Boromir, Éomer, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: Action/Adventure, Romance/Drama
Warning: Non-con, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 25673

Summary: Sequel to Songs on a Starless Night. The trio has a limited time together before Aragorn and Legolas have to leave. Much smut ensues as well as an unexpected dilemma for Eomer.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Éomer, FPS > Éomer/Aragorn, FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 18175

Summary: …omer learns more about elves than he ever dreamed he would know.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2473

Summary: A sequel to Rumors, following immediately afterward. …omer continues to satisfy his curiosity about some Wizard-related rumors.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Gandalf, FPS, FPS > Gandalf/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Gandalf
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3986

Summary: Post War Of The Ring, Eomer reflects on what he and Legolas share.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 846

Summary: Haldir seduces a king or two. PWP smut...yay!
Categories: FPS > Haldir/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Haldir Characters: Éomer, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3372

Summary: Even an elven Prince doesn't always get what he desires.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5075

Summary: A group of elite killers are terrorizing the villages around Rivendell. Haldir had a premonition of doom and a heavily injured child was rescued by Haldir's party. What happens next? who are these murderers? read on and find out!
Categories: FPS > Haldir/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Elrond, FPS > Éomer/Haldir Characters: Elrond, Éomer, Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: None
Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 3407

Summary: On the eve of the Army of the West's journey to the Black Gate, …omer finds a moment of respite.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Legolas Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3391

Summary: Boromir Merry and Pippin are taken hostage by the Uruk-hai. Boromir helps the two hobbits escape while he becomes the target of the hungry orcs for fresh meat. When …omer and the riders of Rohan kill the band of Uruk-hai and orcs, Boromir is quickly cared for by the captain of the riders, and both renew old bonds.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Boromir, FPS, FPS > Boromir/Éomer Characters: Boromir, Éomer
Type: None
Warning: AU, Het Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 7204

Summary: As Gandalf and the others visit Edoras on the way back to their homes, Eomer shows his gratitude for all that the wizard has done for Rohan—and satisfies his curiosity about some rumors.
Categories: FPS > Gandalf/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Gandalf Characters: Éomer, Gandalf
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4058

Summary: The Rohirrim have their own customs, which the remaining members of the Fellowship must respect.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Éomer/Legolas Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Éowyn, Legolas
Type: PWP
Warning: Het Content, Interspecies
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2920

Summary: A bewildered Elf, a bemused Rider and a perverted pony walk into the Riddermark.
Categories: FPS > Figwit/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Figwit Characters: Éomer, Figwit (Melpomaen)
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1689

Summary: Eomer discovers that elven song is much more potent than he had originally had been led to believe.
Categories: FPS > Aragorn/Éomer/Legolas, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 8290

Summary: A tryst in the stables.
Categories: FPS > Boromir/Éomer, FPS, FPS > Éomer/Faramir, FPS > Faramir/Éomer, FPS > Aragorn/Faramir, FPS > Faramir/Aragorn, FPS > Éomer/Boromir Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Éomer, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4016

Summary: Elladan and Eomer strike a rather unique bargain.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Elladan, FPS, FPS > Elladan/Éomer Characters: Elladan, Éomer
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9593

Summary: In the after glow of celebrations in Ithilien, Legolas and …omer discuss how to best bring down a mûmak.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Legolas, FPS, FPS > Legolas/Éomer Characters: Éomer, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2361