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Oh, steamy noodle-pot of love! by Celtic Bard

Summary: A badfic composed almost entirely of food metaphors.
Rating: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapter: 1 | Completed: Yes | Words: 739 | Read: 213
Published: August 16, 2009 | Updated: August 16, 2009

Story notes: For the LoM Board Bad Fic challenge.

Warning: Oh, sweet Eru, what have I done? *hides*

1. Chapter 1 by Celtic Bard [Reviews - 1] (739 words)