Summary: Just Legolas with a little tattoo on him (I was thinking along the lines of his bum) that proclaims him the property of so-and-so. But Legolas doesn't know it's there. Someone put it there while he was like... sleeping or something... and someone spots it. And reports it to someone. And news spreads about the infamous tattoo and EVERYone wants to see it for themselves to believe it. And just wait until his darling Ada finds out! Any length, any pairing. And while I can't really see how this would work without being a parody of some sort, extra points if you manage it to be a serious fic!
Categories: FPS Characters: Legolas