Summary: This is PURE PARODY. Many people haven't figured that out yet. ^^;; Rampagingly annoying Mary Sues, badly written, strangely worded slash scenes, mind-numbing plots and crappy songs. What can it be? A parody of LotR fan fiction! Once again, this is a joke.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Gríma, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Tom Bombadil, FPS > Tom Bombadil/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Gríma/Éomer Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Gríma, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 3920

Summary: Frodo makes a strong need of his known to his loyal Sam.
Categories: FPS, FPS > ?/? Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1028

Summary: What if Aragorn had to barter something to get into Lothlorien? Something, say, along the lines of the Prince of Mirkwood? And what if Haldir got a little more than he bargained for?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Haldir/Aragorn, FPS > Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Haldir Characters: Aragorn, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 8172

Summary: sequel to Unburdening (but will stand alone). Haldir has seen something he wants, and what Haldir wants, Haldir gets...
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3720

Summary: Everyone always thinks that Fingon rescued his cousin out of caring, but what if he didn't?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Fingon/Maedhros, FPS > Maedhros/Fingon Characters: Fingon, Maedhros
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2889

Summary: Grief lends Gondor's sons a little quality time.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Boromir
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2410

Summary: Legolas wakes up, bound and beaten, only to make a terrifying discovery.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Angst, BDSM, Rape, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4382

Summary: Pippin's been playing a lot of tricks; Merry and Frodo play a trick on him.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Merry/Pippin Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor, PWP, Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4869

Summary: A lingering look into the wicked inner world of a determined elf known as none other then the prince of Mirkwood, Legolas Greenleaf. When Aragorn becomes King Elessar and is soon to be wed to Arwen, Legolas decides to become a wicked elf in order to get what he wants.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Elladan/Elrohir, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Elladan, Elrohir, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Incest, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 4217

Summary: It's the year 13 of the Fourth Age. Why is Legolas tired of his life? What role did King Elessar play in this? And will Haldir's biggest fear become reality? To find out the answers, sit down and listen to this tale about friendship, love and finding the courage to follow your heart.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Legolas/Haldir Characters: Aragorn, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Completed: Yes Word count: 96533

Summary: Boromir leads a secret life in which he dominates Frodo (if only for one night) under the guise of helping to 'prepare and release' Frodo from the upcoming pressure he will face in trying to destroy the ring.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Boromir/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Boromir Characters: Boromir, Frodo
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 2489

Summary: Éowyn has been the personal servant of Arwen, Queen of Gondor. As their relationship takes a huge leap, on one day, Éowyn goes all the way and so they keep moving. (I'm rubbish at these, oh well!)
Categories: FPS, FPS > Arwen/Éowyn, FPS > Éowyn/Arwen Characters: Arwen, Éowyn
Type: Femslash
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 3556

Summary: Thranduil has an interesting way of dealing with disagreements, and Elrond doesn't mind the terms of trade.
Categories: FPS > Thranduil/Elrond, FPS, FPS > Elrond/Thranduil Characters: Elrond, Thranduil
Type: PWP
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2671

Summary: Badfic Dark - Eómer gets his nasty revenge on Saruman. Or does he?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Éomer/? Characters: Éomer
Type: Surprise Pairing
Warning: BDSM, Rape, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1593

Summary: Haldir sacrifices life as he knows to save his brothers from orcs. Lurtz enslaves him...
Categories: FPS, FPS > Celeborn/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Celeborn, FPS > Haldir/Lurtz, FPS > Lurtz/Haldir, FPS > Orophin/Rúmil, FPS > Rúmil/Orophin Characters: Celeborn, Haldir of Lothlórien, Lurtz, Orophin, Rúmil
Type: Hurt/Comfort
Warning: BDSM, Interspecies, Non-con, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: No Word count: 4729

Summary: Arwen decides to tempt Aragorn with a little of what he desires. Set just after the Council of the Fellowship.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Boromir
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Substance Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 8108

Summary: Very VERY graphic sex, kinky bondage, rape, violence,suicide, murder, you name it it's all here...anything more would spoil the plot....
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Boromir
Type: Dark fic
Warning: BDSM, Character Death, Depressing themes, Kink, Non-con, Rape, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1393

Summary: This is the sequel to the main story based on the challenge "Thranduil and Elrond are lovers. Elrond gets Thranduil pregnant, but Thranduil doesn't know how to tell him. Elrond doesn't know that male Mirkwood elves can get pregnant as it is one of Mirkwood's most sacred secrets." By my friend Chey, but I have my own mind, so it might change a bit sooner or later. *smirks* You might want to read the prequel "Aroon" and "Adar" before you read Anicroche. We will deal with a few lies and difficulties. [Anicroche is french and means "little difficulties".]
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Thranduil, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Thranduil/Elrond Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Thranduil
Type: Hurt/Comfort
Warning: Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, Incest, MPreg
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes Word count: 16096

Summary: Legolas teaches Estel archery. And Estel uses this knowledge for his own archery.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: AU, BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6156

Summary: This is supposed to be a prequel for a story I intend to write next, it will be based on the challenge: "Thranduil and Elrond are lovers. Elrond gets Thranduil pregnant, but Thranduil doesn't know how to tell him. Elrond doesn't know that male Mirkwood elves can get pregnant as it is one of Mirkwood's most sacred secrets." By my friend Chey. But I always had my own head, so it might change during the story. *winks*
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Thranduil, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Thranduil/Elrond Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Thranduil
Type: None
Warning: Angst, AU, BDSM, Character Death, MPreg, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 7801

Summary: Legolas lost the competition and now he has to suffer the consequences. He has to be Glorfindel's lover for one night. But what happens when Haldir beats Glorfindel to it. And what's Erestor plotting. Yea, Yea I know I suck at summaries, hey you try writing this smut. Read and Review. And then curse me.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Haldir Characters: Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: PWP
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2984

Summary: Haldir always wants what he can't have. What if he gets it?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Glorfindel/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Glorfindel Characters: Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: PWP
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6986

Summary: While searching for Strider and the hobbits, Arwen is attacked by the Ringwraiths and is found by Goldberry. While staying at Tom Bombadill's house (he is away) Arwen grows attached to Goldberry.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Arwen/Goldberry, FPS > Goldberry/Arwen Characters: Arwen, Goldberry
Type: Femslash
Warning: BDSM, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1055

Summary: When offered anything he desires in return for his signature on a treaty, Thranduil names Celeborn his price.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Thranduil/Celeborn, FPS > Celeborn/Thranduil Characters: Celeborn, Thranduil
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4800

Summary: Maedhros is tormented in Angband by Sauron and frees himself by submitting to Morgoth.
Categories: FPS > Maedhros/Sauron, FPS > Sauron/Maedhros, FPS Characters: Maedhros, Sauron
Type: PWP
Warning: Angst, BDSM, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 10039

Summary: Frodo's need for Sam causes him to make some poor decisions, or so he thinks
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Surprise Pairing, Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Het Content, Torture
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4999

Summary: Ian gets angry, Sean starts to walk, and Viggo enjoys the bubbles.
Categories: RPS, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean/David Wenham Characters: David Wenham, Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: AU, BDSM
Series: Novice Chronicles
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4655

Summary: Everyone knows how childlike and immature a virgin elf is, so is it really a good idea to have one such elf on a quest as important as this?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: No Word count: 8425

Summary: Elrond and Legolas get into hot water and cold steel.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Elrond Characters: Elrond, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4048

Summary: Gríma is treated bad by his master. When he flees, he finds an Elf caught by Ringwraiths and tries to rescue him. Successlessly.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Gríma/Nazgûl, FPS > Gríma/Saruman, FPS > Haldir/Nazgûl, FPS > Nazgûl/Gríma, FPS > Nazgûl/Haldir, FPS > Saruman/Gríma Characters: Gríma, Haldir of Lothlórien, Nazgûl, Saruman
Type: Dark fic
Warning: BDSM, Non-con, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 9274

Summary: Boromir discovers that Aragorn is having an affair with Legolas. In his anger, the young warrior of Gondor decides to punish the elf and then his lover.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Boromir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Legolas/Boromir Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Type: Hurt/Comfort
Warning: BDSM, Interspecies, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3202

Summary: Viggo discovers a new side to Orlando...
Categories: RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean Characters: Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes Word count: 98149

Summary: Orlando thinks the wrong man has Viggo – but in war and love all means are allowed, aren't they?
Categories: RPS, RPS > Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean Characters: Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 21416

Summary: In which Elrond and Celeborn learn about true submission, and Haldir learns ... oh, a lot. This is a continuation of Unspoken and Revelations, so read them first or prepare to be really confused.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Celeborn/Elrond/Galadriel, FPS > Gildor/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Gildor Characters: Celeborn, Elrond, Galadriel, Gildor, Haldir of Lothlórien, Ingwë
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Het Content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 13458

Summary: By giving up complete control, will Thranduil gain his deepest desire?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elrond/Thranduil, FPS > Elrond/OMC, FPS > Legolas/Thranduil, FPS > Thranduil/Elrond, FPS > Thranduil/Legolas Characters: Elrond, Legolas, Thranduil
Type: None
Warning: AU, BDSM, Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5070

Summary: Arwen and Elrond visit Galadriel and Celeborn in Lothlórien. One night, the men have a walk through the woods, and the women stay at Galadriel's flet to spend some time together without the men. Yet then the rulers of Lórien begin to tell the Rivendell-Elves their secret problems, and those are eager to help them out.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Arwen/Galadriel, FPS > Galadriel/Arwen, FPS > Celeborn/Elrond, FPS > Elrond/Celeborn Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elrond, Galadriel
Type: Femslash, Humor
Warning: BDSM, Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6308

Summary: Aragorn has a bad day. Boromir is made to pay. PWP.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Boromir
Type: None
Warning: AU, BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3074

Summary: On a warm Spring day in April, young Peregrine Took and his good friend Merry Brandybuck were busily engaged in their favorite pastime: nothing at all.
Categories: FPS > Gandalf/Merry/Pippin/Saruman, FPS Characters: Gandalf, Merry, Pippin, Saruman
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3118

Summary: Legolas. The Elf is beautiful but cold. Aragorn and Boromir decided to see if they could break through that barrier... with much pleasure.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir/Legolas Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Non-con, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3648

Summary: Don't speak if it hurts me... Sean's POV.
Categories: RPS, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean, RPS > Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen Characters: Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2247

Summary: The twins have found a new toy.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas, FPS > Elrohir/Elladan Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM, Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 9283

Summary: After Erestor gets ungracefully dumped by his lover, he decides it is time to learn the marchwarden a lesson that will not be easily forgotten.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Haldir, FPS > Haldir/Erestor Characters: Erestor, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3533

Summary: When in dark places, love may not always conquer, but it will always live.
Categories: FPS > Sauron/Legolas, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Sauron, FPS > Sauron/Aragorn, FPS > Legolas/Sauron Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Sauron
Type: Dark fic
Warning: BDSM, Character Death, Non-con, Rape, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5468

Summary: Legolas' eyes grew wide as he came out of reverie. Still he could not see, someone had blindfolded him. He was being held down by many strong hands and soon something was placed over his nose and mouth. He could smell a sickeningly sweet scent and tried to fight.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Boromir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Boromir Characters: Boromir, Legolas
Type: Dark fic
Warning: BDSM, Character Death, Kink, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 2699

Summary: To keep Aragorn's hands off the ladies in Minas Tirith, Celeborn gifts him with a body slave, not knowing that he was manipulated into doing just that by Legolas and Aragorn who, oh so very much, look forward to training and claiming their pet, who has so many new facts of life to learn. Some of them quite nice.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Haldir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Legolas/Haldir Characters: Aragorn, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: Threesomes and Groups
Warning: Angst, BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 13933

Summary: Caught in a Dwarven Sanctum, Legolas has to face his punishment under the custody of his best friend Aragorn. Slash, BDSM, PWP-ish... a simple bribe to both authors. ^_^
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: PWP
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 13359

Summary: A glimpse into Erestor and Glorfindel's secret relationship mirrors a much larger reality.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir, FPS > Elrohir/Elladan, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1434

Summary: What if Sauron had regained the ring and become ruler of middle earth? What if he decided to take his revenge on the fellowship?
Categories: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Sauron, FPS > Sauron/Legolas Characters: Legolas, Sauron
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Rape, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No Word count: 3421

Summary: While the others sleep soundly in the depths of Moria, all-around cuties Frodo and Merry are abducted by two orcs and are then subjected to all of the little tortures my twisted mind can conjure..
Categories: FPS > Merry/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Merry Characters: Frodo, Merry
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Incest, Non-con, Rape, Torture, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 2116

Summary: So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion.
Warnings: Strong BDSM-themes, heavy angst. And present tense, as I know some people just hate that.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Gandalf/Denethor, FPS > Denethor/Gandalf Characters: Denethor, Gandalf
Type: None
Warning: Angst, BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6279