So, I wrote this because I was inspired by two amazing artists, Hyel and Bill the Pony. (But it's not their fault.) Hyel, whose works may be seen on the Fanart page here, drew a beautiful picture (which may be seen here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/hyelandia/22680.html). Bill the Pony wrote, in one of her stories, Frodo making a statement that I have him make below. Throw these two facts into my imagination, press "frappe", add a straw and suck hard.
This doesn't fit with the continuity of my other stories, I suppose, not that it matters overmuch.
> Frodo/Sam Characters: Frodo