Stop Talking About Rings by LadySilmarien

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Summary:

A blasphemous crack-fic that tracks the adventures of the Fellowship. Shenanigans and slash pairings abound.


Rating: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0] starstarstarhalf-star
Category: Femslash > Arwen/Éowyn, FPS > Aragorn/Faramir, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Pippin/Merry
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapter: 4 | Completed: No | Words: 6889 | Read: 589
Published: May 07, 2016 | Updated: May 07, 2016


1. Chapter One: Wizard Slumber Party by LadySilmarien [Reviews - 0] (1174 words)

Chapter One: Wizard Slumber Party. In which Uncle Bilbo departs on an essential quest to Took-Mart for birthday party-favors, leaving poor Frodo to hold down the fort.   


2. Chapter Two: The Most Unpronounceable Age Ever by LadySilmarien [Reviews - 0] (1167 words)

Chapter Two: The Most Unpronounceable Age Ever. In which a birthday is celebrated, and our intrepid heroes get splendidly drunk.   


3. Chapter Three: A Shortcut to Macguffins by LadySilmarien [Reviews - 0] (1933 words)

Chapter Three: A Shortcut to MacGuffins. In which Gandalf reveals a Deadly SecretTM, and Frodo receives his most demanding task since high school.    


4. Chapter Four: In Which Tom Bombadil is Heartily Ignored by LadySilmarien [Reviews - 0] starstarstarhalf-star (2615 words)

Chapter Four: In Which Tom Bombadil is Heartily Ignored. Frodo and Sam hitch a ride with Merry and Pippin and interact with shady inn-goers at the Prancing Pony.