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Penname: surreysmum [Contact]
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Member since: June 12, 2009
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Real name:
Membership status: Member
Member since: June 12, 2009
Website:
Beta-reader: No
I'm a wicked old lady who talks to her cat. In another era, they would have burned me at the stake by now. In this era, I work for the civil service, take hours of harmless pleasure in my stamp collection, and though I don't seem to be able to write much any more, I'm going to post my LOTR/LOTRiPS fic (well, the slash anyway) here, for the dubious benefit of posterity.
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Stories by surreysmum
And There Were No Orcs: a Story About Nothing by surreysmum
Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Those with strong visual memories may be reminded of a few seconds from the wonderful Venice episode of the televised version of "Brideshead Revisited." This is not by accident.
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 584 | Read count: 1107
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Those with strong visual memories may be reminded of a few seconds from the wonderful Venice episode of the televised version of "Brideshead Revisited." This is not by accident.
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 584 | Read count: 1107
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Benediction by surreysmum
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 4] 
Summary: After twenty years of marriage, it seems Aragorn & Arwen have it all, but something is terribly wrong...
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 21893 | Read count: 5937
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: After twenty years of marriage, it seems Aragorn & Arwen have it all, but something is terribly wrong...
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 21893 | Read count: 5937
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Birthday Feast by surreysmum
Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Just a one-off ficlet written on Viggo's 48th birthday.
Category: RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 705 | Read count: 1307
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Just a one-off ficlet written on Viggo's 48th birthday.
Category: RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 705 | Read count: 1307
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Breath of Life by surreysmum
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Mortal peril has a way of making you face the truth.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2608 | Read count: 1743
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Mortal peril has a way of making you face the truth.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2608 | Read count: 1743
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Close Quarters by surreysmum
Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 1] 
Summary: It happened when they both made the same mistake at the same time...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 666 | Read count: 1366
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: It happened when they both made the same mistake at the same time...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 666 | Read count: 1366
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Embodying the Cliché by surreysmum
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The helicopter lowered carefully to its pad, whipping up a blizzard from the surrounding snow.
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2552 | Read count: 468
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: The helicopter lowered carefully to its pad, whipping up a blizzard from the surrounding snow.
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2552 | Read count: 468
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Hír-Nín by surreysmum
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Aragorn came galloping at full speed into the small courtyard beneath the half-ruined tower...
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7031 | Read count: 1457
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Aragorn came galloping at full speed into the small courtyard beneath the half-ruined tower...
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7031 | Read count: 1457
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
I, Faramir by surreysmum
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: I sit here looking at this blank page, with that silly title inscribed at the top.
Category: FPS > Faramir/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Faramir
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7542 | Read count: 1417
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: I sit here looking at this blank page, with that silly title inscribed at the top.
Category: FPS > Faramir/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Faramir
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7542 | Read count: 1417
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Just Another Playful Day in the Forest of Arda by surreysmum
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In some weird reflection of the Benediction universe, where Aragorn, Arwen and Legolas are happily threed.
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1738 | Read count: 1449
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: In some weird reflection of the Benediction universe, where Aragorn, Arwen and Legolas are happily threed.
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1738 | Read count: 1449
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Most Precious by surreysmum
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: This story takes place around the year 2960 in the Third Age - that is, almost sixty years before the major events of the War of the Ring. Aragorn spent several decades under the name of Thorongil in the service of Thengel King of Rohan and then Ecthelion, Steward of Gondor. This story is set early in that period.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 26355 | Read count: 2286
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: This story takes place around the year 2960 in the Third Age - that is, almost sixty years before the major events of the War of the Ring. Aragorn spent several decades under the name of Thorongil in the service of Thengel King of Rohan and then Ecthelion, Steward of Gondor. This story is set early in that period.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 26355 | Read count: 2286
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Obedience by surreysmum
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: All of us here at Minas Tirith adore the Prince Legolas, and have done ever since he left his home amidst the Ithilien Elven Colony to come and live with my Lord the King as his Consort...
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Legolas/OMC, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2407 | Read count: 640
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: All of us here at Minas Tirith adore the Prince Legolas, and have done ever since he left his home amidst the Ithilien Elven Colony to come and live with my Lord the King as his Consort...
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Legolas/OMC, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2407 | Read count: 640
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Once Upon a Time by surreysmum
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Viggo, Orli & Johnny...
Category: RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5185 | Read count: 953
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Viggo, Orli & Johnny...
Category: RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5185 | Read count: 953
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Skovbo by surreysmum
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Skovbo roughly translated: Home in the forest...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, FPS, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Legolas, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 687 | Read count: 886
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Skovbo roughly translated: Home in the forest...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, FPS, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Legolas, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 687 | Read count: 886
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Solstice by surreysmum
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This story is set in the period just before the Fellowship set out on its journey; in the original book, that departure took place near the end of December.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6527 | Read count: 380
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: This story is set in the period just before the Fellowship set out on its journey; in the original book, that departure took place near the end of December.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6527 | Read count: 380
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Spelunkers in Spain by surreysmum
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The sun was just setting as their little group approached the entrance to the Cuevas del Drach...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1515 | Read count: 170
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: The sun was just setting as their little group approached the entrance to the Cuevas del Drach...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1515 | Read count: 170
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
The Man of the Sea by surreysmum
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jack Sparrow strays out of familiar waters.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 25597 | Read count: 1690
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Jack Sparrow strays out of familiar waters.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 25597 | Read count: 1690
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
The Passion of Legolas Thranduilion by surreysmum
Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas must undergo a series of ordeals to prove his worthiness to love Aragorn.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 10379 | Read count: 6201
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Legolas must undergo a series of ordeals to prove his worthiness to love Aragorn.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 10379 | Read count: 6201
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
The Pride Stories by surreysmum
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Two guys sat on the outdoor patio of a Church Street restaurant, drinking their beer from the bottle and watching the Toronto Pride parade...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1937 | Read count: 296
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Two guys sat on the outdoor patio of a Church Street restaurant, drinking their beer from the bottle and watching the Toronto Pride parade...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1937 | Read count: 296
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
The Real Thing by surreysmum
Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Viggo turned as the hand curled over his shoulder, demanding his attention, the noise level making him wonder if he'd missed a verbal request for his attention...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3206 | Read count: 469
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Viggo turned as the hand curled over his shoulder, demanding his attention, the noise level making him wonder if he'd missed a verbal request for his attention...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3206 | Read count: 469
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
The Temptations of Elven Hair drabble series by surreysmum
Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Drabble: The Temptations of Elven Hair (100 wds) (PG)
Double drabble: Naughtiness (200 wds) (PG)
Double drabble: Estel's Punishment (200 wds) (R)
Ficlet: Forgiven (R)
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 773 | Read count: 627
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: Drabble: The Temptations of Elven Hair (100 wds) (PG)
Double drabble: Naughtiness (200 wds) (PG)
Double drabble: Estel's Punishment (200 wds) (R)
Ficlet: Forgiven (R)
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 773 | Read count: 627
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
The Vow by surreysmum
Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: After Aragorn's death, Legolas grieves bitterly until the Valar intervene.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2572 | Read count: 1173
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
Summary: After Aragorn's death, Legolas grieves bitterly until the Valar intervene.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2572 | Read count: 1173
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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009
