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I'm a wicked old lady who talks to her cat. In another era, they would have burned me at the stake by now. In this era, I work for the civil service, take hours of harmless pleasure in my stamp collection, and though I don't seem to be able to write much any more, I'm going to post my LOTR/LOTRiPS fic (well, the slash anyway) here, for the dubious benefit of posterity.




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And There Were No Orcs: a Story About Nothing by surreysmum

Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Those with strong visual memories may be reminded of a few seconds from the wonderful Venice episode of the televised version of "Brideshead Revisited." This is not by accident.
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 584 | Read count: 1132

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

Benediction by surreysmum

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: After twenty years of marriage, it seems Aragorn & Arwen have it all, but something is terribly wrong...
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 21893 | Read count: 6036

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

Breath of Life by surreysmum

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 5] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Mortal peril has a way of making you face the truth.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2608 | Read count: 1818

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

Embodying the Cliché by surreysmum

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The helicopter lowered carefully to its pad, whipping up a blizzard from the surrounding snow.
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2552 | Read count: 475

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

Hír-Nín by surreysmum

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Aragorn came galloping at full speed into the small courtyard beneath the half-ruined tower...
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7031 | Read count: 1472

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

I, Faramir by surreysmum

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: I sit here looking at this blank page, with that silly title inscribed at the top.
Category: FPS > Faramir/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Faramir
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7542 | Read count: 1427

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

Just Another Playful Day in the Forest of Arda by surreysmum

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In some weird reflection of the Benediction universe, where Aragorn, Arwen and Legolas are happily threed.
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1738 | Read count: 1504

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

Most Precious by surreysmum

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: This story takes place around the year 2960 in the Third Age - that is, almost sixty years before the major events of the War of the Ring. Aragorn spent several decades under the name of Thorongil in the service of Thengel King of Rohan and then Ecthelion, Steward of Gondor. This story is set early in that period.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 8 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 26355 | Read count: 2302

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

Obedience by surreysmum

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: All of us here at Minas Tirith adore the Prince Legolas, and have done ever since he left his home amidst the Ithilien Elven Colony to come and live with my Lord the King as his Consort...
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Legolas/OMC, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2407 | Read count: 645

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

Skovbo by surreysmum

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Skovbo roughly translated: Home in the forest...
Category: RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, FPS, RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Characters: Legolas, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 687 | Read count: 896

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Solstice by surreysmum

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: This story is set in the period just before the Fellowship set out on its journey; in the original book, that departure took place near the end of December.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6527 | Read count: 386

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

The Man of the Sea by surreysmum

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Jack Sparrow strays out of familiar waters.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 12 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 25597 | Read count: 1710

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

The Passion of Legolas Thranduilion by surreysmum

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas must undergo a series of ordeals to prove his worthiness to love Aragorn.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 10379 | Read count: 6278

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

The Temptations of Elven Hair drabble series by surreysmum

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Drabble: The Temptations of Elven Hair (100 wds) (PG)
Double drabble: Naughtiness (200 wds) (PG)
Double drabble: Estel's Punishment (200 wds) (R)
Ficlet: Forgiven (R)
Category: FPS > Aragorn/Arwen/Legolas, FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Arwen, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: BDSM, Het Content
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 773 | Read count: 637

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009

The Vow by surreysmum

Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0] starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: After Aragorn's death, Legolas grieves bitterly until the Valar intervene.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2572 | Read count: 1211

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Published: June 14, 2009 | Updated: June 14, 2009