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1001 Ways to Please Your Lover by Lady Mirfain, Chaotic Binky

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: Elrond is looking for his book. Where could it be? And he had better win that Oliphaunt tonight or else he am going to be in the sulkiest of moods tomorrow.
Category: FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1805 | Read count: 1496

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Published: August 19, 2009 | Updated: August 19, 2009

An Eye for an Eye by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

An elf is captured by Sauron’s army, one whom he can make much use of.


Category: FPS > Sauron/Lindir, FPS, FPS > Lindir/Sauron
Characters: Lindir, Sauron
Type: Dark fic
Warning: Angst, AU, Disturbing themes, Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1005 | Read count: 149

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Published: January 26, 2015 | Updated: January 26, 2015

Baiting Glorfindel by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Erestor and his friends taunt Glorfindel and it's too much for him to take; when he reacts, things get worse before they get better.
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: None
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4314 | Read count: 2993

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Published: November 12, 2008 | Updated: November 12, 2008

Fifty Shades Of Slate by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!


Category: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Erestor, FPS > Legolas/Lindir
Characters: Erestor, Figwit (Melpomaen), Legolas, Lindir
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: AU, First-time
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9080 | Read count: 292

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Published: September 02, 2015 | Updated: September 02, 2015

Green and Silver Leaves by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Galadriel, Celeborn and Thranduil have decided to strengthen relations between the realms of Lothlórien and Mirkwood. Prince Legolas is sent on an official visit with the hope of achieving this aim. Haldir is to be his bodyguard and companion. There is one slight problem - that day Haldir returned from patrol, went to meet his friends at the local tavern, and knows nothing about it.

 

Who is the stunningly handsome elf who is heading for the royal guest flet? The tipsy Haldir doesn't have a clue, but he does wonder why the elf doesn't carry his own luggage. That doesn't stop him throwing cakes and shouting that he is beautiful.

 

Will Haldir be embarrassed or will he brazen it out? Will Legolas continue to look at him disdainfully? Will their day go well or will they hate one another?

 

More importantly, will they fall in love?


Category: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Haldir
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Angst, AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12513 | Read count: 1248

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Published: February 17, 2016 | Updated: February 17, 2016

Lyonesse by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Maglor has seen the rise and fall of civilisations since the way to Valinor was lost. Like many other elves he chose to stay in Middle-earth, living a carefree life and loving Erestor until the fateful day that Port Royale fell into the sea. Now all that Maglor has are his memories. Or does he? Could Erestor still be alive?

As Maglor desperately tries to hold onto the memory of the one who loved him, and solve the mystery of his death over 300 years ago, he has events in his own life to consider. As an archeologist, he has access to artefacts uncovered from a new site just off the Cornish Coast, near to where Gildor and Lindir live. One of the objects is too important to let anyone have, so why does he allow his scheming boss to steal it? Will he ever get his professional reputation back? Plus, his cat is acting oddly - could it be possessed?

At the centre of it all, is a ghost that appears in mirrors. It winks at the cat, terrifies the reformed Sauron, and exacts a supreme revenge on behalf of the one he loves. As all the elves come together and meet at Land's End what will happen next? Will prophecy be fulfilled? And what of the ones they leave behind?


Category: FPS
Characters: Erestor, Gildor, Glorfindel, Lindir, Maglor, Sauron
Type: Action/Adventure, Humor, Mystery, Romance/Drama
Warning: Angst, AU, Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 23 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 24367 | Read count: 90

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Published: January 26, 2015 | Updated: January 26, 2015

Painting a Golden Light by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Story set just after the First World War. Erestor lives in an English Village with Glorfindel. Their neighbours are extremely curious, not least because the status of the newcomers might make their village famous enough to have its own extension of the railway line.
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: Angst, AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 23423 | Read count: 22377

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Published: April 20, 2008 | Updated: April 20, 2008

Scaly and Unwashed by Chaotic Binky

Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Sauron gleefully recounts more of his recollections of life in Valinor. His friend, Elrond, is looking forward to a ship arriving in the harbour. Could Arwen be on board? Meanwhile, little trainee dark lord Erestor likes to watch ships sink.


Category: FPS, FPS > Maglor/Sauron
Characters: Beren, Celebrían, Elbereth, Elrond, Erestor, Lúthien, Maglor, Mandos, Manwë, Melian, Sauron, Thingol
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5577 | Read count: 517

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Published: March 16, 2015 | Updated: March 16, 2015

Tonight We Remember the Dead by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sauron remembers a past love.
Category: FPS, FPS > Morgoth/Sauron, FPS > Sauron/Morgoth
Characters: Morgoth, Sauron, Thuringwethil
Type: Dark fic
Warning: Het Content, Interspecies, Kink, Non-con, Violence
Challenges: The DarkLight challenge
Series: None
Challenge: The DarkLight challenge
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1702 | Read count: 674

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Published: March 16, 2009 | Updated: March 16, 2009