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...But I Won't Do That by Miss Wilde

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 9] starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: "Mmmmm, darling, that was lovely," sighed Legolas as he flopped back onto the pillow, having dismounted a panting sweaty Aragorn. "Are you sure? You seemed a bit....well, bored..." ventured the man. "Really?" replied the blonde elf.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1701 | Read count: 8348

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Published: January 24, 2009 | Updated: January 24, 2009

4-Second Screentime by Anime Craze

Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Figwit complains and meets Rumil, so it's love at first sight kinda thing.
Category: FPS, FPS > Figwit/Rúmil, FPS > Rúmil/Figwit
Characters: Figwit (Melpomaen), Rúmil
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1328 | Read count: 982

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Published: December 20, 2011 | Updated: December 20, 2011

A Bad Mix by Lussuin

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Erestor and Haldir don't exactly get along, actually they hate each other's guts! When they get stuck in a flood and awaiting rescue, they find out they have more in common.
Category: FPS > Haldir/Erestor, FPS, FPS > Erestor/Haldir
Characters: Erestor, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2560 | Read count: 1066

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Published: August 08, 2012 | Updated: August 08, 2012

A Bloody Black Rose Strangled By Weeds Of Destiny by Princess Venus, Black Angel

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This is PURE PARODY. Many people haven't figured that out yet. ^^;; Rampagingly annoying Mary Sues, badly written, strangely worded slash scenes, mind-numbing plots and crappy songs. What can it be? A parody of LotR fan fiction! Once again, this is a joke.
Category: FPS > Éomer/Gríma, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Tom Bombadil, FPS > Tom Bombadil/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Gríma/Éomer
Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Gríma, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 3920 | Read count: 1362

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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009

A Day in the Filming of Lord of the Rings by Limber and Deep Throat

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Peter Jackson has had it up to here with the cast of LOTR. He feels a nervous breakdown coming on.

Warning: Tongue in cheek...and hopefully other places. Everyone wants either Sir Ian or Liv or both...making fun of everyone...cuz we can.
Category: RPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1695 | Read count: 1040

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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009

A Day in the Life of Mîr by Inwe Saralonde

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: It's just your average day for a cat...
Category: FPS
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: The Renewal of Seasons
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2729 | Read count: 1674

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Published: March 21, 2008 | Updated: March 21, 2008

A First Time For Everything by Eremir

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 9] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Erestor is the chief advisor of Imladris. He is calm, assertive, and withdrawn. He enjoys solitude and a good book. He spends most of the day in his study, hard at work... Or at least, that's what everyone thinks. What they don't know, is what happens when nobody is looking...
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Erestor/Lindir, FPS > Lindir/Erestor
Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Type: Humor
Warning: Angst
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 17810 | Read count: 4299

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Published: February 02, 2009 | Updated: February 02, 2009

A Middle-Earth Night's Dream by Skaterboy

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstar
Summary: May the faeries come out and play!
Category: FPS, FPS > Boromir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Boromir
Characters: Boromir, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2902 | Read count: 1272

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Published: March 20, 2009 | Updated: March 20, 2009

A Prankster's Reward by Ruby Nye

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Pippin's been playing a lot of tricks; Merry and Frodo play a trick on him.
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Merry/Pippin
Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor, PWP, Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4869 | Read count: 687

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Published: May 02, 2009 | Updated: May 02, 2009

A Rather Disturbing Discovery by Moggie

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0] starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary: Viggo comforts Orlando in a time of need. Rather silly overall.
Category: RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 974 | Read count: 2805

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Published: May 29, 2008 | Updated: May 29, 2008

A Texas Gay Boy in King Thranduil's Court by Ignoblebard

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Mike visits Mirkwood, saves the day.
Category: FPS
Characters: Thranduil
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6718 | Read count: 167

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Published: April 19, 2008 | Updated: April 19, 2008

A Weight of Pliant Wood by Dooms Eyebrow

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: It is less well known that trees are also partial to elves.
Category: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Treebeard, FPS > Treebeard/Legolas
Characters: Legolas, Treebeard
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 999 | Read count: 1126

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Published: April 20, 2008 | Updated: April 20, 2008

AAHTISSSSHHHOOO! by Kate

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Legolas is befuddled by sneezes; help and chaos ensues. This was done in response to a plot bunny by Miranda, which was posted on the Library of Moria website.
Category: FPS > Legolas/Sam, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Sam/Legolas
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Challenges: Aragorn/Legolas plotbunny
Series: None
Challenge: Aragorn/Legolas plotbunny
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3194 | Read count: 1542

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Published: January 01, 2009 | Updated: January 01, 2009

ABC of LOTR Slash by Gabi

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstar
Summary: It's exactly what it says in the title...
Category: FPS
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Frodo, Gimli, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas, Lurtz, Rúmil, Thranduil, Uglúk
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 208 | Read count: 424

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Published: December 23, 2009 | Updated: December 23, 2009

An End to Wishing by Nienna Calaquendi

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The elves recognize that common sense does not necessarily apply to matters of the heart. Frodo learns this can sometimes be a mixed blessing.
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3545 | Read count: 1103

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Published: June 15, 2009 | Updated: June 15, 2009

An Eye-Opener and No Mistake by Tasarinan

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: It's me again, Mr. Frodo. Your Sam. Bless me, but I am glad to see you looking more like yourself again, though you still haven't awoken. Master Elrond says it might be tomorrow morning, or it might even be tonight. So I'm staying right here until I see your eyes open.
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3103 | Read count: 350

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Published: March 20, 2009 | Updated: March 20, 2009

Anti-Angst by Eykar

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Frodo and Sam have had enough of their fans' insatiable sexual demands. Illustrates or is illustrated by Solarfall's In Love (http://home.tiscali.nl/solarfallsartwork/Images/InLove2_verz.jpg)
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Angst
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1654 | Read count: 283

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Published: April 13, 2009 | Updated: April 13, 2009

Asses of Fire by Jaiden_s

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Erestor agrees to do whatever it takes. Glorfindel makes him regret those words.
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: Kink
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1514 | Read count: 1289

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Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 05, 2009

At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 6] starstarstarstar
Summary: The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and discover--gasp!--slash fiction about themselves!
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Multiple unspecified
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1971 | Read count: 2015

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Published: April 19, 2008 | Updated: April 19, 2008

Bathtime Sam by Poppy Hilldweller

Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Humor ~ Samwise Gamgee makes bathtime lots of fun
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2358 | Read count: 1354

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Published: November 12, 2008 | Updated: November 12, 2008

Beauty and the Beast by Kame

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 5] starstarstarstar
Summary: Lurtz found something new to him in Boromir.
Category: FPS, FPS > Boromir/Lurtz, FPS > Lurtz/Boromir
Characters: Boromir, Lurtz
Type: Humor
Warning: Incest, Interspecies
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7855 | Read count: 677

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Published: November 12, 2008 | Updated: November 12, 2008

Beleg's Doom: or, Most Definitely Not The Lay Of Turin by Tehta

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Some say that character is fate. This is certainly true for Beleg, whose single-minded focus leads him straight to his Doom.
Category: FPS, FPS > Turin/Beleg, FPS > Beleg/Turin
Characters: Beleg, Turin
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3779 | Read count: 1342

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Published: November 13, 2008 | Updated: November 13, 2008

Billowing by Sasjah Miller

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Humor. Middle-Earth has been saved, and the Lords of Gondor are setting up house. Setting: post-ROTK, AU.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1304 | Read count: 996

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Published: January 23, 2009 | Updated: January 23, 2009

Bling by sbyte

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstar
Summary: Glorfindel sees something, but knows not what. He makes a few awkward attempts to find out, and Lord Elrond intervenes.
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Violence
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 24558 | Read count: 4823

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Published: November 25, 2009 | Updated: November 25, 2009

Bridal Bouquets and Garters by Morgana

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Guess who catches the bridal bouquets and the garter? And Lord Elrond of Imladris makes certain all traditions are honored at his wedding.
Category: FPS, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: AU, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 5794 | Read count: 1515

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Published: January 24, 2009 | Updated: January 24, 2009

Business At The Prancing Pony by Poncing Ponies

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Sam's account of what really happened at The Prancing Pony
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Aragorn, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Sam
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3131 | Read count: 1223

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Published: January 24, 2009 | Updated: January 24, 2009

Chocolate Painted Elf by Inwe Saralonde

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Instead of sailing, Erestor and Glorfindel remained behind and live in the modern world. This can be seen as the sequel to 'Whipped Cream and Fan-Fiction'. And, of course, I've used the daily prompts posted on the Lotrallslash group. Partially typed with a cat resting her head on my wrist...
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2871 | Read count: 256

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Published: January 26, 2009 | Updated: January 26, 2009

Coming of Age by Diamond

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sam's birthday brings lonely wishes forward for himself and Pippin, both longing after something they can't have, they decide to explore 'safer' territory with each other ...
Category: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Merry, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Merry/Frodo, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Pippin/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Sam/Pippin
Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, PWP, Romance/Drama
Warning: Angst, First-time
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 19891 | Read count: 2721

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Published: February 01, 2009 | Updated: February 01, 2009

Confusion in Lorien by Wagner

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 4] starstarhalf-star
Summary: Arwen and Elrond visit Galadriel and Celeborn in Lothlórien. One night, the men have a walk through the woods, and the women stay at Galadriel's flet to spend some time together without the men. Yet then the rulers of Lórien begin to tell the Rivendell-Elves their secret problems, and those are eager to help them out.
Category: FPS, Femslash > Arwen/Galadriel, FPS > Celeborn/Elrond, FPS > Elrond/Celeborn, Femslash > Galadriel/Arwen
Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elrond, Galadriel
Type: Femslash, Humor
Warning: BDSM, Incest
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6308 | Read count: 2088

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Published: February 01, 2009 | Updated: February 01, 2009

Cooking (Sinisterly) with Saruman!!! by Calaquende

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Saruman gets a wild and crazy cooking/talk show and acts v. sinister while Aragorn makes a hasty admission.
Category: FPS, FPS > ?/?
Characters: Aragorn, Saruman
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 19007 | Read count: 15876

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Published: February 01, 2009 | Updated: February 01, 2009

Decent Fellows by Berlynn Wohl

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstar
Summary: The hobbits must find out if what they've heard about Men is true.
Category: FPS > Faramir/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Aragorn, FPS > Frodo/Faramir
Characters: Aragorn, Faramir, Frodo
Type: Femslash, Humor, PWP, Romance/Drama
Warning: First-time, Interspecies
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6959 | Read count: 2512

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Published: January 10, 2013 | Updated: January 10, 2013

Divertissement by Kaybrand

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Frodo decides to seduce Sam, but that's easier said than done.
Category: FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam
Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 4200 | Read count: 573

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Published: January 08, 2013 | Updated: January 08, 2013

Dragon's Lair by Deathangelgw

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lindir is taken by a dragon and raised by it. But who turns who and will that bond save them?
Category: FPS > Haldir/Lindir, FPS, FPS > Lindir/OMC, FPS > Lindir/Orophin, FPS > Orophin/Lindir, FPS > Lindir/Haldir, FPS > Lindir/Rúmil, FPS > Rúmil/Lindir
Characters: Haldir of Lothlórien, Lindir, Orophin, Rúmil
Type: Dark fic, Humor
Warning: Angst, AU, Character Death, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 1059 | Read count: 195

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Published: February 27, 2010 | Updated: February 27, 2010

Elessarion: Day One by Soar

Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: This is just a short tag to Alliances of the Heart which takes place shortly after Elessarion's birth.
Category: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn
Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: MPreg
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: No | Word count: 3270 | Read count: 1760

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Published: May 05, 2009 | Updated: May 05, 2009

Even If I Told Him Myself by Berlynn Wohl

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A morning in Rivendell.
Category: FPS > Frodo/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Frodo
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo
Type: Humor, PWP, Romance/Drama
Warning: Interspecies
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2198 | Read count: 884

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Published: August 11, 2009 | Updated: August 11, 2009

Fairest Maiden of Imladris by Sailor Bluestar

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Elladan walked alongside his father, bored out of his mind. Upon the destruction of the One Ring, the orcs and goblins have all but vanished. From time to time there would be a few traveling about, but nothing too big for anyone to handle so far.
Category: FPS, FPS > Elrohir/Glorfindel, FPS > Elrond/Legolas, FPS > Glorfindel/Elrohir, FPS > Legolas/Elrond
Characters: Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Cross-dressing
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 6075 | Read count: 2584

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Published: February 27, 2010 | Updated: February 27, 2010

Fantasy by Lady Mirfain

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Erestor has a fantasy.
Category: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1515 | Read count: 368

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Published: December 16, 2011 | Updated: December 16, 2011

Fifty Shades Of Slate by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

When Warrior student, Legolas Thrandulion, goes to interview rich benefactor and world famous musician, Lindir, he encounters an elf who is arrogant, impossibly handsome, enigmatic, and somewhat intimidating. The young and innocent Legolas is immediately enamoured of him but too overawed to make the first move. Lindir wants him, but on his own terms or not at all.

Thrilled by Lindir’s erotic tastes, Legolas gives him all he has got - but in the back of his mind is one single thought: what about love?

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, this parody will make you laugh, will cause you to ponder how a storyteller can unblushingly use so many adjectives, will obsess you and possess you, and will stay with you forever.

Happy reading!


Category: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Erestor, FPS > Legolas/Lindir
Characters: Erestor, Figwit (Melpomaen), Legolas, Lindir
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: AU, First-time
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 11 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 9080 | Read count: 292

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Published: September 02, 2015 | Updated: September 02, 2015

Flawed and Fair by Tehta

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Aredhel is leaving Gondolin, and Ecthelion is part of her escort. During the journey, he will have to deal with Finwe's grandchild, spitting Sindar, orcs, Unlight, giant spiders -- and his unnatural feelings for Glorfindel. Slash, spiky humour.
Category: FPS, FPS > Ecthelion/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Ecthelion
Characters: Ecthelion, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 32756 | Read count: 614

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Published: December 20, 2011 | Updated: December 20, 2011

Forever - Give or Take by Ignoblebard

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas if forced to discipline the Master of Keys for dereliction of duty.
Category: FPS
Characters: Celebrimbor, Elrond, Gil-galad
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 7382 | Read count: 164

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Published: September 04, 2015 | Updated: September 04, 2015

Gavotte by Helmboy

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: A request. *G*
Category: FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3412 | Read count: 430

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Published: July 27, 2011 | Updated: July 27, 2011

Green and Silver Leaves by Chaotic Binky

Rated: Teenage Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Galadriel, Celeborn and Thranduil have decided to strengthen relations between the realms of Lothlórien and Mirkwood. Prince Legolas is sent on an official visit with the hope of achieving this aim. Haldir is to be his bodyguard and companion. There is one slight problem - that day Haldir returned from patrol, went to meet his friends at the local tavern, and knows nothing about it.

 

Who is the stunningly handsome elf who is heading for the royal guest flet? The tipsy Haldir doesn't have a clue, but he does wonder why the elf doesn't carry his own luggage. That doesn't stop him throwing cakes and shouting that he is beautiful.

 

Will Haldir be embarrassed or will he brazen it out? Will Legolas continue to look at him disdainfully? Will their day go well or will they hate one another?

 

More importantly, will they fall in love?


Category: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Haldir
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Angst, AU
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 9 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 12513 | Read count: 1239

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Published: February 17, 2016 | Updated: February 17, 2016

Haldir's Fluffy Tale by Jaiden_s

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Haldir's vacation takes a turn for the worse. Elladan takes advantage.
Category: FPS > Haldir/Elladan, FPS, FPS > Elladan/Haldir
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2225 | Read count: 160

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Published: September 03, 2012 | Updated: September 03, 2012

Haldir's House of Beauty by Lavingaround

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas isn't who Aragorn hoped he was. Aragorn is hurt and upset. Haldir understands and lends Aragorn a hand; literally.
Category: FPS > Haldir/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir
Characters: Aragorn, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3228 | Read count: 338

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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009

Here We Go Again by Blank Girl

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Comedy. Legolas is the only member of the fellowship not succumbing to those manly urges.
Category: FPS
Characters: Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 429 | Read count: 132

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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009

Hospitality by Deathangelgw

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Legolas is visiting Imladris for his father…what he finds there in hospitality is quite unexpected!
Category: FPS, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas, FPS > Elrohir/Elladan
Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Type: Dark fic, Humor
Warning: Angst, AU, Incest, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 13 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 25648 | Read count: 5935

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Published: February 27, 2010 | Updated: February 27, 2010

How Glorfindel Came to Have A 'Crew Cut' by Gwyl

Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Glorfindel's precious locks come to a sticky end.
Category: FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor
Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 616 | Read count: 861

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Published: September 26, 2011 | Updated: September 26, 2011

How to Treat an Insane Elf by Melfina the Blue

Rated: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sequel to The Trouble With Hobbits and Legolas's Revenge. Gandalf tries a few things to drive Legolas sane again.
Warning: orgies, drinking drug use, um, insanity. But y'all should know to expect that from me by now. And for you Tolkeinites, yes I know, pipeweed is tobacco. But tobacco isn't funny and wacky tobaccy is.
Category: FPS
Characters: Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1994 | Read count: 130

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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009

I Love Slash by Haleth Haladin

Rated: General Audience [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar
Summary: Humour. If Oscar the Grouch lived in Middle Earth... I intend to say that Oscar the Grouch likes slash, enjoys slash or is attracted to slash in any way. That would be me who loves slash.
Category: FPS
Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 160 | Read count: 731

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Published: December 24, 2009 | Updated: December 24, 2009

In the Company of Men by Sunraven

Rated: Mature Audience [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Steward-Prince of Gondor meets Ilsidur's heir.
Category: FPS > Boromir/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir
Characters: Aragorn, Boromir
Type: Humor
Warning: Angst, First-time
Series: None
Challenge: None
Chapters: 5 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 20518 | Read count: 615

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Published: July 30, 2012 | Updated: July 30, 2012