Summary: "Mmmmm, darling, that was lovely," sighed Legolas as he flopped back onto the pillow, having dismounted a panting sweaty Aragorn. "Are you sure? You seemed a bit....well, bored..." ventured the man. "Really?" replied the blonde elf.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Erestor, Glorfindel, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1701

Summary: This is PURE PARODY. Many people haven't figured that out yet. ^^;; Rampagingly annoying Mary Sues, badly written, strangely worded slash scenes, mind-numbing plots and crappy songs. What can it be? A parody of LotR fan fiction! Once again, this is a joke.
Categories: FPS > Éomer/Gríma, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Tom Bombadil, FPS > Tom Bombadil/Aragorn, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Gríma/Éomer Characters: Aragorn, Éomer, Gríma, Legolas, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor
Warning: BDSM, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 3920

Summary: Peter Jackson has had it up to here with the cast of LOTR. He feels a nervous breakdown coming on.

Warning: Tongue in cheek...and hopefully other places. Everyone wants either Sir Ian or Liv or both...making fun of everyone...cuz we can.
Categories: RPS Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1695

Summary: It's just your average day for a cat...
Categories: FPS Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: None
Series: The Renewal of Seasons
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2729

Summary: Erestor is the chief advisor of Imladris. He is calm, assertive, and withdrawn. He enjoys solitude and a good book. He spends most of the day in his study, hard at work... Or at least, that's what everyone thinks. What they don't know, is what happens when nobody is looking...
Categories: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Erestor/Lindir, FPS > Lindir/Erestor Characters: Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Lindir
Type: Humor
Warning: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 17810

Summary: May the faeries come out and play!
Categories: FPS, FPS > Boromir/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Boromir Characters: Boromir, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2902

Summary: Pippin's been playing a lot of tricks; Merry and Frodo play a trick on him.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Merry/Pippin Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin
Type: Humor, PWP, Threesomes and Groups
Warning: BDSM
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4869

Summary: Viggo comforts Orlando in a time of need. Rather silly overall.
Categories: RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 974

Summary: Mike visits Mirkwood, saves the day.
Categories: FPS Characters: Thranduil
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6718

Summary: It is less well known that trees are also partial to elves.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Legolas/Treebeard, FPS > Treebeard/Legolas Characters: Legolas, Treebeard
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 999

Summary: Legolas is befuddled by sneezes; help and chaos ensues. This was done in response to a plot bunny by Miranda, which was posted on the Library of Moria website.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Sam, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS > Sam/Legolas Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Challenges: Aragorn/Legolas plotbunny
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3194

Summary: It's exactly what it says in the title...
Categories: FPS Characters: Aragorn, Boromir, Celeborn, Elladan, Elrohir, Frodo, Gimli, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas, Lurtz, Rúmil, Thranduil, Uglúk
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 208

Summary: The elves recognize that common sense does not necessarily apply to matters of the heart. Frodo learns this can sometimes be a mixed blessing.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3545

Summary: It's me again, Mr. Frodo. Your Sam. Bless me, but I am glad to see you looking more like yourself again, though you still haven't awoken. Master Elrond says it might be tomorrow morning, or it might even be tonight. So I'm staying right here until I see your eyes open.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3103

Summary: Frodo and Sam have had enough of their fans' insatiable sexual demands. Illustrates or is illustrated by Solarfall's In Love (http://home.tiscali.nl/solarfallsartwork/Images/InLove2_verz.jpg)
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1654

Summary: Erestor agrees to do whatever it takes. Glorfindel makes him regret those words.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1514

Summary: The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and discover--gasp!--slash fiction about themselves!
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Multiple unspecified Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: AU
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1971

Summary: Humor ~ Samwise Gamgee makes bathtime lots of fun
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2358

Summary: Lurtz found something new to him in Boromir.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Boromir/Lurtz, FPS > Lurtz/Boromir Characters: Boromir, Lurtz
Type: Humor
Warning: Incest, Interspecies
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7855

Summary: Some say that character is fate. This is certainly true for Beleg, whose single-minded focus leads him straight to his Doom.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Turin/Beleg, FPS > Beleg/Turin Characters: Beleg, Turin
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3779

Summary: Humor. Middle-Earth has been saved, and the Lords of Gondor are setting up house. Setting: post-ROTK, AU.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Boromir, FPS > Boromir/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Boromir
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1304

Summary: Glorfindel sees something, but knows not what. He makes a few awkward attempts to find out, and Lord Elrond intervenes.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 24558

Summary: Guess who catches the bridal bouquets and the garter? And Lord Elrond of Imladris makes certain all traditions are honored at his wedding.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: AU, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5794

Summary: Sam's account of what really happened at The Prancing Pony
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Aragorn, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Sam Characters: Aragorn, Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3131

Summary: Instead of sailing, Erestor and Glorfindel remained behind and live in the modern world. This can be seen as the sequel to 'Whipped Cream and Fan-Fiction'. And, of course, I've used the daily prompts posted on the Lotrallslash group. Partially typed with a cat resting her head on my wrist...
Categories: FPS, FPS > Erestor/Glorfindel, FPS > Glorfindel/Erestor Characters: Erestor, Glorfindel
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2871

Summary: Sam's birthday brings lonely wishes forward for himself and Pippin, both longing after something they can't have, they decide to explore 'safer' territory with each other ...
Categories: FPS, FPS > Frodo/Merry, FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS > Merry/Frodo, FPS > Merry/Pippin, FPS > Pippin/Merry, FPS > Pippin/Sam, FPS > Sam/Frodo, FPS > Sam/Pippin Characters: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam
Type: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, PWP, Romance/Drama
Warning: Angst, First-time
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 19891

Summary: Arwen and Elrond visit Galadriel and Celeborn in Lothlórien. One night, the men have a walk through the woods, and the women stay at Galadriel's flet to spend some time together without the men. Yet then the rulers of Lórien begin to tell the Rivendell-Elves their secret problems, and those are eager to help them out.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Arwen/Galadriel, FPS > Galadriel/Arwen, FPS > Celeborn/Elrond, FPS > Elrond/Celeborn Characters: Arwen, Celeborn, Elrond, Galadriel
Type: Femslash, Humor
Warning: BDSM, Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6308

Summary: Saruman gets a wild and crazy cooking/talk show and acts v. sinister while Aragorn makes a hasty admission.
Categories: FPS, FPS > ?/? Characters: Aragorn, Saruman
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes Word count: 19007

Summary: Lindir is taken by a dragon and raised by it. But who turns who and will that bond save them?
Categories: FPS > Haldir/Lindir, FPS, FPS > Lindir/OMC, FPS > Lindir/Orophin, FPS > Orophin/Lindir, FPS > Lindir/Haldir, FPS > Lindir/Rúmil, FPS > Rúmil/Lindir Characters: Haldir of Lothlórien, Lindir, Orophin, Rúmil
Type: Dark fic, Humor
Warning: Angst, AU, Character Death, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1059

Summary: This is just a short tag to Alliances of the Heart which takes place shortly after Elessarion's birth.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: MPreg
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 3270

Summary: A morning in Rivendell.
Categories: FPS > Frodo/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Frodo Characters: Aragorn, Frodo
Type: Humor, PWP, Romance/Drama
Warning: Interspecies
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2198

Summary: Elladan walked alongside his father, bored out of his mind. Upon the destruction of the One Ring, the orcs and goblins have all but vanished. From time to time there would be a few traveling about, but nothing too big for anyone to handle so far.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elrohir/Glorfindel, FPS > Elrond/Legolas, FPS > Glorfindel/Elrohir, FPS > Legolas/Elrond Characters: Elrohir, Elrond, Glorfindel, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Cross-dressing
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 6075

Summary: Legolas isn't who Aragorn hoped he was. Aragorn is hurt and upset. Haldir understands and lends Aragorn a hand; literally.
Categories: FPS > Haldir/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Haldir Characters: Aragorn, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3228

Summary: Comedy. Legolas is the only member of the fellowship not succumbing to those manly urges.
Categories: FPS Characters: Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 429

Summary: Legolas is visiting Imladris for his father…what he finds there in hospitality is quite unexpected!
Categories: FPS, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir, FPS > Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas, FPS > Elrohir/Elladan Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
Type: Dark fic, Humor
Warning: Angst, AU, Incest, Sap/Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes Word count: 25648

Summary: Sequel to The Trouble With Hobbits and Legolas's Revenge. Gandalf tries a few things to drive Legolas sane again.
Warning: orgies, drinking drug use, um, insanity. But y'all should know to expect that from me by now. And for you Tolkeinites, yes I know, pipeweed is tobacco. But tobacco isn't funny and wacky tobaccy is.
Categories: FPS Characters: Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1994

Summary: Humour. If Oscar the Grouch lived in Middle Earth... I intend to say that Oscar the Grouch likes slash, enjoys slash or is attracted to slash in any way. That would be me who loves slash.
Categories: FPS Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 160

Summary: Poor innocent Legolas. Tricksey, horny elves of Lorien. And Legolas's girlfriend finds out what he's been up to. Postscript/Sequel/Finale to The Trouble With Hobbits, Legolas's Revenge, and How to Treat an Insane Elf. Trust me, read them first. It just won't be as silly if you don't.
Categories: FPS Characters: Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: No Word count: 1184

Summary: Ever wonder why Legolas looks so damned confused only halfway through the bloody movie?! Me too. Traveling with idiots isn't good for your wit.
Categories: FPS Characters: Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: Het Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2220

Summary: Sequel to The Trouble with Hobbits. And the title pretty much tells it all.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas, FPS > Legolas/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: BDSM, Het Content, Non-con
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2288

Summary: Will Elijah and Orlando ever get it on? Or will Viggo's thank-you note writing and Sean's landscaping service get in the way?
Categories: RPS, RPS > Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Elijah Wood Characters: Elijah Wood, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 5881

Summary: This little fic attempts to answer the question: why isn't there any sex in LOTR? Based on Tolkien's idea that LOTR is based on Bilbo and Frodo's Red Books of lore and history, here's one possible answer.now if we could only get our hands on the Blue Book.
Categories: FPS Characters: Bilbo, Frodo
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 756

Summary: Elf and dwarf seek the perfect place for their first intimate encounter and encounter many difficulties...
Categories: FPS, FPS > Gimli/Legolas, FPS > Haldir/Thranduil, FPS > Legolas/Gimli, FPS > Thranduil/Haldir Characters: Gimli, Haldir of Lothlórien, Legolas, Thranduil
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes Word count: 11884

Summary: Not all Elves are good.
Categories: FPS Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2710

Summary: All hell breaks loose when Aragorn realizes that if you say Master Baggins three tims fast it sounds like mastarbation.
Categories: FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Frodo, FPS > Frodo/Aragorn Characters: Aragorn, Frodo
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 706

Summary: Set in Rivendell. Leggsie is a pothead, Aragorn finds out.
Categories: FPS > Legolas/Aragorn, FPS, FPS > Aragorn/Legolas Characters: Aragorn, Legolas
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3943

Summary: The story of The Lord of the Rings...not so much crossed with that other classic fantasy lexicon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, as imbedded with the shrapnel of it, as if it had blown to bits. (Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretty nasti...)
Categories: FPS > Frodo/Sam, FPS, FPS > Sam/Frodo Characters: Frodo, Sam
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 14636

Summary: Moria. Impending death. Adrenalin rush. Divertimento...
Categories: FPS Characters: None
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1743

Summary: Orli finally gets a date with Viggo... but things don't turn out as well as he had hoped.
Categories: RPS, RPS > Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen, RPS > Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom Characters: Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen
Type: Humor, Romance/Drama
Warning: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 7883

Summary: Haldir presses his luck with Galadriel and finds himself out on a limb.
Categories: FPS > Haldir/Celeborn, FPS, FPS > Celeborn/Haldir Characters: Celeborn, Haldir of Lothlórien
Type: Humor
Warning: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2778